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secret rendezvous valentine's day card

Tonight, we rendezvous in the pantry. 9 pm. Meet you there.
Happy Valentine's Day

Product Details

Sex and snacks. This may be the best room in the house.
  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it for your Valentine
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