How I Tried to Remember Your Birthday Ecard
How I tried to remember your birthday— I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner, I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger, and finally, I found some string and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
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