Valentine's Day Fairy Tale (Anti-Val) Ecard

Card Verse
Once upon a time, in a land far away, there was a handsome man who appreciated women for their minds, a man who preferred brains and a sense of humor over a roll in the hay, a man in search of commitment. [Message] Thought you might enjoy a good fairy tale on Valentine's Day!

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