Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Sis, I wish that days weren't quite so busy, and that weeks passed less quickly, and there were more days like today --- just for celebrating you . . . I hope you always know how much you mean to me, and what a wonderful sister you are. Happy Birthday with Love.
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
To know you is to know somebody special, Someone with a warm and thoughtful way Of making life especially nice for others And adding so much sunshine to each day To know you is to want you to be happy To have your every wish and dream come true. Have a Wonderful Birthday
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories -- like laughter, and hugs, and "just-between-us" moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didn't always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it -- I'm proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894) Wishing you more of the happiness and success you have earned and so richly deserve. Have a Happy Birthday and a Terrific Year
Thinking of You on Your Birthday, Brother We sometimes go so long without touching base with each other -- I guess we're both busy with our day-to-day responsibilities. But still, I want you to know how often I think about you and how much I enjoy the times we do have the chance to talk. You'll always be very important to me, and I'll always be grateful that you're my brother. Have a Happy Birthday
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Thank you for being a wonderful Daughter, for giving me so many reasons to smile, Thanks for our on-the-go fun times together, and times we just talk and relax for a while . . . Thanks for your hugs, and your help, and your humor, for letting me know you appreciate me --- Thank you for showing me, all through the years, I'm the luckiest parent there ever could be. Happy Birthday Love Always
May God Bless You on your Birthday and Always It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say... It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day... So may it be His gracious will To always give you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. Happy Birthday
Strength and integrity, friendship and fun, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and love. God wove them all together and created you. God bless you for all that you are because all that you are is such a wonderful blessing. Happy Birthday
June 22 - July 22 Complex, conservative, home-loving, emotional, sensitive and loyal, the Cancer-born love to be in familiar surroundings and nurture their relationships. While those born under this sign are highly compatible with Scorpio and Pisces, they sometimes find it difficult to see eye-to-eye with Capricorn. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Cancer
No matter how near, or how far, loving memories always keep a son close in heart. Having you for a son means more than you'll ever know -- and there's no better time than your birthday to wish you all the happiness the world can offer. Happy Birthday Love Always
Love you, Mom . . . I wish our lives weren't so hectic --- that we could find a way to talk, visit, and spend more time together . . . I hope you always know how much you mean to me and what a wonderful mother you are . . . Wishing you happiness on your birthday and always.