January 21 - February 18 Smart, independent, friendly, inventive, loyal and accepting, the Aquarius-born would love to do whatever is possible to make the world a better place to live. Aquarians are known to have an easy time relating to Gemini and Libra, and some may find that the Leo-born are less relatable. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Aquarius
Love you, Mom . . . I wish our lives weren't so hectic --- that we could find a way to talk, visit, and spend more time together . . . I hope you always know how much you mean to me and what a wonderful mother you are . . . Wishing you happiness on your birthday and always.
There's a special corner of the heart reserved for dads alone, A place where childhood memories still linger when we've grown... Where thoughts of love and gratitude remain forever strong -- That's why a dad like you is loved and valued all year long. Happy Birthday
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
Daughter, on the day you were born, it seemed as if the trees stood a little taller, the breeze danced a little warmer, and the stars shone a little brighter... But I never could have imagined all the real and lasting ways that you'd fill my world with so much joy and so many beautiful memories - memories of a little girl who grew into a special daughter. Happy Birthday
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
Hey, is it your birthday? I hope so, because I have a special birthday song for you. But even if it isn't your birthday, I'm going to sing it anyway because you look kinda like someone who wants to hear a song today. Okay, here we go... Ahem... Oooooooooooh.... I'm a hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, and today is your birthday! I'm juicy and delicious, and I just want to say, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you! Yay for your birthday! Hope it's happy and delicious!
In case you're wondering, Dad... I notice. I notice how hard you work to make things the best they can be. I notice the remarkable strength under the toughest pressure and the hardest times. I notice how much you give, never expecting anything in return. I notice that you never forget to play or laugh or love or make me feel important. And, Dad, in case you're wondering, I notice how incredible you are at being a father and still finding time to be my friend. Happy Birthday.
Dare all your dreams Always believe in yourself Uncover hidden talents Go on adventures Have fun and be happy Treasure tiny miracles Embrace life Reach for the stars May all your dreams come true, today and always. Happy Birthday to Wonderful You
Hey, amigo-- it's your lucky day! I've got a muy bueno song just for you! Ready? Alla vamos! What would you like-- chicken or beef? Today is your birthday, you have to believe! I wish you the best hope your day is just bueno. Feliz cumpleanos from your singing taco! Happy Birthday
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
April 21 - May 21 Reliable, practical, ambitious, sensual, patient, persistent and down-to-earth, the Taurus-born believe in doing the job right and will readily lend a helping hand. Those born under this sign are highly compatible with Virgo and Capricorn, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Scorpio. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Taurus
Mom, I should tell you more often how much I love you and how lucky I am to be your daughter -- because the feelings are always in my heart... So much that's good about my life today comes from having a mom who cared enough to raise me right and has loved me through thick and thin... For all the big and little ways your wisdom and caring have made a difference in my life -- I love you, Mom. Have a Wonderful Birthday
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Can't get out to the golf course on your birthday? That's no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! How To Play Par, birdie bogey - you know all that stuff, right? Well, here's how to play the Monkey Mini-Golf game! Click you mouse to drop you ball wherever you want to on the tee box. After you've made your drop, click and drag your mouse away from the ball to create a stroke arrow. The bigger and longer the stroke arrow, the harder your swing is going to be. Sand traps will slow you down, and ice traps will speed you up. Other than that, just watch out for hills and other obstacles and try to get it into the hole in as few shots as you can! PLAY Happy Birthday! It's your day to monkey around.
You're 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
March 21 - April 20 Curious, energetic, enthusiastic, courageous and adventurous, the Aries-born want to make things happen rather than being mere spectators. They are highly compatible with Leo and Sagittarius, and sometimes find it difficult to see eye-to-eye with Libra. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Aries