Hola "RECIPIENT" It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from "SENDER" Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Cuz today you're turning "AGE" So perhaps you should "ACTIVITY" Cuz today is your day Hola "RECIPIENT" You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday
Your birthday's here, you've lived another year, the hugs and high-fives, too, They're all for you -- you know it's true. As every candle twinkles, The balloons and sprinkles, Yellow, red and blue -- They're all for you! They're all for you! Have a Sweet Birthday
When you're smilin' when you're smilin' The whole world smiles with you. And when you're laughin' oh when you're laughin' The sun comes shinin' through. But when you're cryin' you bring on the rain So stop your sighin' be happy again! Keep on smilin' 'cause when you're smilin' The whole world smiles with you! Hope your birthday finds you smilin'!
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
Lyrics: Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. It's you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthdays all about you. With singing and greetings and festive proceedings, from morning till late in the day, Youre the star of the show and youre MAGNIFICO put the hip in the hip-hip-hooray! Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. Its you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthday is all about you. Heres hoping your day may be MOLTO BENE* with wishes from all of your friends! And problems? Theyll be no with everything FINO** until-a you birthday it ends! Happy Birthday!
Hope you enjoy every little thing about your birthday... Every candle on your cake, Every special wish you make, Every smile that comes your way... Every moment of your day! Happy Birthday to (receiver's name)
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
For all the fun and adventures we've had together all the hugs and heart-to-hearts that we've shared. For the secrets and stories that have passed between us the personal triumphs that only two who know each other so well could appreciate. For all the ordinary days when we've just called to say hello, to hear a familiar voice who'd understand... ...and for all the special memories that are yet to come... Thanks, and Happy Birthday
I wish we could be together to celebrate your special day but I want you to know I'll be celebrating it with you in my heart a heart that's filled with so much love for you now and always. Happy Birthday
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
Another year older? Is age affecting your memory? Find out by playing the Memory Madness Game Take five seconds to study each photo. When your time is up, you'll have a chance To prove you have the mind Of a twenty-year-old. START! How many tires were visible? A. two B. three C. four What was on the building's windows? A. paint B. bars C. awning How many women were at the bar? A.two B.three C.four What color was the plate the cake was set on? A. pink B. yellow C. black What color were the traffic lights? A. red B. yellow C. green What was on the floor? A. balloons B. confetti C. streamers What did the monkey have in its mouth? A. a thumb B. a pacifier C. nothing You scored X out of XX I hope you remember to have a happy birthday!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Sis, I wish that days weren't quite so busy, and that weeks passed less quickly, and there were more days like today --- just for celebrating you . . . I hope you always know how much you mean to me, and what a wonderful sister you are. Happy Birthday with Love.
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Dear Mother, On your birthday, I'm thinking about you - how much you mean to me and all the way you've made such a wonderful difference in my life Thank you for letting me know I could always count on you, that you believe in me, and you'd stand by me, no matter what... Thank you for encouraging the dreamer in me, for loving me through each and every fad and phase, and for accepting my ideas when they were different from your own. Thank you for all that you are - my wonderful, my supportive, and loving Mother. Happy Birthday with Love.
Thinking of You on Your Birthday, Brother We sometimes go so long without touching base with each other -- I guess we're both busy with our day-to-day responsibilities. But still, I want you to know how often I think about you and how much I enjoy the times we do have the chance to talk. You'll always be very important to me, and I'll always be grateful that you're my brother. Have a Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday One of the best things about having a birthday is making a wish. But it'll only come true if you blow out all your candles. Make a wish and click! This can be a problem if some jokester fools you with trick candles. But don't give up yet! CLICK again! As the candles light back up. click to get rid of as many as you can. You have 15 seconds before your wish wears off. Click the cake to begin. Time: Score: Congratulations! Your wish is ## times more likely to come true. And I'm wishing you a happy birthday, too!
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories -- like laughter, and hugs, and "just-between-us" moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didn't always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it -- I'm proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
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Hey, is it your birthday? I hope so, because I have a special birthday song for you. But even if it isn't your birthday, I'm going to sing it anyway because you look kinda like someone who wants to hear a song today. Okay, here we go... Ahem... Oooooooooooh.... I'm a hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, and today is your birthday! I'm juicy and delicious, and I just want to say, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you! Yay for your birthday! Hope it's happy and delicious!
To know you is to know somebody special, Someone with a warm and thoughtful way Of making life especially nice for others And adding so much sunshine to each day To know you is to want you to be happy To have your every wish and dream come true. Have a Wonderful Birthday
In case you're wondering, Dad... I notice. I notice how hard you work to make things the best they can be. I notice the remarkable strength under the toughest pressure and the hardest times. I notice how much you give, never expecting anything in return. I notice that you never forget to play or laugh or love or make me feel important. And, Dad, in case you're wondering, I notice how incredible you are at being a father and still finding time to be my friend. Happy Birthday.
Daughter, on the day you were born, it seemed as if the trees stood a little taller, the breeze danced a little warmer, and the stars shone a little brighter... But I never could have imagined all the real and lasting ways that you'd fill my world with so much joy and so many beautiful memories - memories of a little girl who grew into a special daughter. Happy Birthday
Thank you for being a wonderful Daughter, for giving me so many reasons to smile, Thanks for our on-the-go fun times together, and times we just talk and relax for a while . . . Thanks for your hugs, and your help, and your humor, for letting me know you appreciate me --- Thank you for showing me, all through the years, I'm the luckiest parent there ever could be. Happy Birthday Love Always
You're 40! Do you realize that 40 years ago . . . Call waiting referred to a line outside a phone booth. A flat screen was something you put in your window to keep the insects out . . . An airbag was someone who talked too much. Spam was found only in the kitchen. A cell phone was what you used to make your one call from jail . . . and a birthday was something you actually looked forward to! Happy 40th Birthday
There's a special corner of the heart reserved for dads alone, A place where childhood memories still linger when we've grown... Where thoughts of love and gratitude remain forever strong -- That's why a dad like you is loved and valued all year long. Happy Birthday
That man is a success who has lived well, laughed often and loved much. Robert Louis Stevenson (1850-1894) Wishing you more of the happiness and success you have earned and so richly deserve. Have a Happy Birthday and a Terrific Year
May God Bless You an your Birthday and Always It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day So may it be His gracious will To always give you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. Happy Birthday
No matter how near, or how far, loving memories always keep a son close in heart. Having you for a son means more than you'll ever know -- and there's no better time than your birthday to wish you all the happiness the world can offer. Happy Birthday Love Always
Hey, amigo-- it's your lucky day! I've got a muy bueno song just for you! Ready? Alla vamos! What would you like-- chicken or beef? Today is your birthday, you have to believe! I wish you the best hope your day is just bueno. Feliz cumpleanos from your singing taco! Happy Birthday
Cant get out to the golf course on your birthday? Thats no reason to go bananas! Now you can spend some time practicing your putts with a game of Monkey Mini-Golf! How To Play Par, birdie bogeyyou know all that stuff, right? Well, heres how to play the Monkey Mini-Golf game! Click you mouse to drop you ball wherever you want to on the tee box. After youve made your drop, click and drag your mouse away from the ball to create a stroke arrow. The bigger and longer the stroke arrow, the harder your swing is going to be. Sand traps will slow you down, and ice traps will speed you up. Other than that, just watch out for hills and other obstacles and try to get it into the hole in as few shots as you can! PLAY Happy Birthday! Its your day to monkey around.
Love you, Mom . . . I wish our lives weren't so hectic --- that we could find a way to talk, visit, and spend more time together . . . I hope you always know how much you mean to me and what a wonderful mother you are . . . Wishing you happiness on your birthday and always.
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
Mom, I should tell you more often how much I love you and how lucky I am to be your daughter -- because the feelings are always in my heart... So much that's good about my life today comes from having a mom who cared enough to raise me right and has loved me through thick and thin... For all the big and little ways your wisdom and caring have made a difference in my life -- I love you, Mom. Have a Wonderful Birthday
Just hold my hand and youll feel it . . . Look in my eyes and youll see it . . . Listen when I whisper your name and youll hear it . . . Kiss me and youll be absolutely sure . . . I am just crazy about you! Happy Birthday
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
Dear Dad, On your birthday, I'm thinking about you -- how much you mean to me and all the ways you've made such a wonderful difference in my life . . . Thank you for having faith during the times when I had to do it on my own, and for being there when things didn't work out exactly how I thought they would. Thank you for all that you are -- my wonderful, wise, and loving father. Happy Birthday with Love
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
Strength and integrity, friendship and fun, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and love. God wove them all together and created you. God bless you for all that you are because all that you are is such a wonderful blessing. Happy Birthday
Dare all your dreams Always believe in yourself Uncover hidden talents Go on adventures Have fun and be happy Treasure tiny miracles Embrace life Reach for the stars May all your dreams come true, today and always. Happy Birthday to Wonderful You
For A Special Mom More beautiful than all the flowers that blossom is the heart of a loving mother. Thinking warm thoughts of you, Mom, and wishing you a day that's as special as you are! Happy Birthday
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
On your birthday, Dad, I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like - "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched", "The early bird gets a job worth doing well", "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." and you thought everything you said went in one ear, and walked a mile in their shoes. Happy Birthday!
A niece is Naturally nice In her own loving way, Each smile that she smiles Can brighten a day -- Especially when she's like you! Just want to tell you what a joy it is to have you for a niece, how much beauty you bring into the world, and how very special you are. Have a Wonderful Birthday
I have confidence that Christ Jesus began good work in you, and He will carry it on to completion The Lord will see it through. I thank my God every time every time I remember you, sharing His love and His grace. We will rejoice in the Lord, and follow His ways. On your birthday, I just want you to know how thankful I am for the blessing you are to me.
For A Wonderful Son You're everything a parent could ever hope for in a son. Your considerate, caring nature, your honesty, and your sense of humor -- all of this, and so much more, makes a parent very proud . . . Hope you know how much you're loved -- and how great it is having a wonderful son like you. Happy Birthday
Some Sons (A Birthday poem just for you) Some sons are polite and sweet. Some have nasty-smelling feet. Some join bands and play the drums. Others exercise their thumbs . . . Some do well in every class. Some delight in passing gas. Some are rude and awfully loud . . . And some sure make their family proud! (You're definitely one of those!) Happy Birthday, Son.
Dear Brother, I may not always tell you, but I hope you know how special you are to me, how much I appreciate the friendship between us. I feel proud to have such a kind, generous person for my brotherAnd today, I hope you know all the good things I wish for you, and all the love that's in my heart for one very special brother. Happy Birthday
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
How I tried to remember your birthday! I wrote the date upon my hand and also in a planner. I hired a plane to jog my brain by pulling a great big banner. I taped your picture on the fridge so thoughts of you would linger. And finally, I found some string . . . and tied it to my finger. But I must've tied it too tight, 'cause I cut off my circulation, passed out, and didn't come to until your birthday was over. Happy Belated!
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday
For a Daughter-in-law Who Means So Much Family ties are precious bonds that passing time endears -- A special warmth and closeness that grows stronger through the years. It isn't any wonder that you're thought about today And wished a lot of happiness -- much more than words can say -- For you're a wonderful "daughter" and, each day all year through, The very nices things in life should happen just for you! Happy Birthday with Love
What Is a Special Friend? A special friend is a friend who shares, one who listens, one who cares . . . One who's quick to lend a hand, to ease a hurt, to understand . . . A special friend is a blending of loyalty and cheer and love . . . Faith and trust and kindness, too -- in short, it's someone just like you! Happy Birthday
You are God's Masterpiece, created in His image and by His divine design. He said, "Faith," and gave you the strength to move mountains . . . He said, "Hope," and shaped the desires of your heart . . . He said, "Love," and made you the amazing person you are. Happy Birthday
There is something timeless about the friendship we share. I can't quite remember how things were before you and I can't imagine how they would be without you. So on the day that celebrates the moment you came into this world. I celebrate the moment you came into my life... and the wonderful friendship we share. Happy Birthday My Forever Friend
I believe two hearts can find each other in a crowded world I believe soul mates really do exist...I believe some thingsand all are simply because of you, meant to be...I believeand all because of you. Happy Birthday My One and Only
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Happy Birthday to a great Dad!
Happy Birthday to the man I love- always and forever You're everything I ever wanted in a man... A heart that's warm and caring, a spirit that's wild and free... ...a soul that's deep and compassionate, a smile that's kind and sincere, a love that's strong and secure. You're a gift, a blessing, a treasure... You complete me. I only hope I give as much to you as you give to me- every day. Happy Birthday, my love
Hello. We're babies. Hello. We're buddies. And you are our birthday pal. We're sending a smile your way because it's your special day! Hope you put yummy things in your tummy like ice cream and candy too. Oh baby, it's true. Happy birthday to you! It's your birthday! Yeah, baby!
A son is someone you want the best for always. You wish him success in life, and while you don't say it quite enough, you're grateful for all that he is and thankful for all that he does . . . He is your heart --- your joy --- your son. Happy Birthday Love and Happiness Always.
A lot can happen in a year --; the earth travels all the way around the sun, the seasons complete their cycles, and countless new stars appear in the night sky. Imagine all the possibilities this year has in store for you. Hope You Have a Wonderful Birthday
Do I wish you joy and happiness? Do I wish you skies of blue? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of laughter with yer friends and family, too? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of luck in every little thing you do? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you a day thats fun, and year thats great all through? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do.
Experts say 30 minutes of exercise a day will add years to your life. So I hired this hamster to do it for you.... click here to start; the click here to stop the pain. ...but watching him for 29 more minutes would probably be more painful than doing it yourself thanks Have a happy birthday - and a healthy year!
You're never too busy for the people in your lifebut your birthday is a chance to take some time out to think about what makes you happy. So, whatever your dreams may be, here's hoping the year ahead sees them all coming true.
Anchormen won't be reading it on the television news. You won't find it on Page One of the Daily Evening Blues. It won't be on the New York Times Bestsellers list. The drive-time morning DJs won't play the song they missed. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. She makes the morning news with the smile that she shares. She's a best-selling novel with the way she loves and cares. She's a special-interest story with her beauty day by day. She's a number one song that the radio should play. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. Happy Birthday to a one and only woman.
It's your birthday and I'm here to sing you a... uhhhh... brief song to help you get your party on. Let us begin... Happy happy underpants, do the Happy Birthday Dance, happy happy underpants, ohhhhh.... Do the Happy Birthday Dance! Happy Birthday!
A special little tune just for you Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore! Happy birthday, anyway
Cowboy Jukebox Im just sittin round here thinkin Its around your birthday time, And Im wishin A good ol birthday to you, . My cowboy hat is white, My cowboy boots are tight, And Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Well, my guitars outta tune, I need a ride to the saloon, My grits fell off my spoon, Ill need to find a spittoon soon. The cows have left the barn, but I dont give a darn Cuz Im wishin, A good ol birthday to you, . Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to a Grandson who's smart, handsome, fun, kind, loving, determined, brilliant, sweet, sensitive, strong, and all together wonderful! Looks like you got the best parts of everyone in the family.
Oh, yay, todays your birthday, so celebrate with class, Dont drink so much, that You end up behaving like an Aspirins great for headaches and, hopefully with luck You wont have any need for them Today, cause that would Suckers, gum and candies, they all taste mighty swell, But if you get no birthday cake, Your friends should rot in Helicopters, limos, Perhaps a big parade? Free drinks and toasts and presents -- Who knows? You might get Later in the evening. you should relax a bit Make sure you get some sleep tonight, or else youll feel like Uhmreally tired!
Your birthday is a day set aside just to celebrate you -- a day to shower you with attention and appreciate your goodness and warmth. In my own way, I celebrate you the rest of the year, too, for you are a very rare person and a special friend...and I thank you for being a wonderful part of my world. Happy Birthday
I love you because you're incredibly sexy. You make me laugh. You're honest with me. You listen. You're gentle and kind... You're the world's greatest kisser. You believe in me. Your hugs are the best. You're fun and surprising. You're a romantic at heart. You care about us. You're so lovable. I love you... just because. Happy Birthday
You can spend your birthday watching programs on TV, You can take a cruise around the Caribbean Sea, You can blow out candles, have a hundred presents to behold... But no matter what you do, you still are getting old. But no matter what you do, we hope your birthday's big and bold. That still works. Not bad. Nicer is better. Let's just go with that. Happy Birthday!
Ahoy from the Pirate 'Stache Hear the waves crash, Smell the sea on my mustache, Says the hairy pirate lip, "All aboard the birthday ship!" So lift your glass, to your mustache-- swash bucklin' birthday to you! Yo ho! Yo-ho-hope your birthday is happy!
A Birthday Game Especially for You Oh, Baby I love to squeeze you Id love to please you, but most of all, Id love to tease you. So what do you say? Up for a good time? Click on the stripper (if you can) as she pops out of the cake. Shell remove one article of clothing for each time you catch her Click START to begin playing around. May all your birthday wishes come true! Happy Birthday, Big Guy!
A Grandson is someone you're proud of -- someone you'll always love. Thinking of you on your birthday with happy memories of the little boy you were, with pride in the special person you are, and with wishes for your every happiness.
Especially for you! Happy Birthday to My Sister When I think about the people who really mean a lot to me, my thoughts always turn to you Just knowing you're there and that you care makes my world a happier place.
Youre the kind of friend whose thoughtfulness can make a heart feel lighter. Whose sunny smile and cheerful words make any day seem brighter . . . No wonder that Ive liked you From the moment that we met And want to share in wishing you Your happiest birthday yet! Happy Birthday
Hey, Guy I thought about hiring strippers for your birthday, but then I found some gals who are even more entertaining! [word balloon:] Wheres the birthday boy? Dont act like youre not impressed. Happy Birthday
Once you've loved, there's a part of your heart that simply belongs to that person. It can't be sold or rented out --- it's theirs, you gave it to them and they live in it, claiming its space for all time. To my husband, I'll love you forever. Happy Birthday.
Years from now, I hope we're a couple of feisty old broads who go to lunch together and fight over the bill and steal all the sugar packets. Here's to being hell-raisers, now and forever! Happy Birthday
For a Special Birthday treat, Frankie, The Counting Canine, will stomp out your age with his foot. Okay, boy, go to it! Oh, no! You killed him! Mustve been too much for his poor little body to take. Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, Anyway
My Brother and Me . . . Doing our own thing, but respecting each other all the way . . . Giving each other space, but being there when it counts . . . Not always together, but always connected . . . That's us. Thinking of You on Your Birthday