Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Your birthday's here, you've lived another year, the hugs and high-fives, too, They're all for you -- you know it's true. As every candle twinkles, The balloons and sprinkles, Yellow, red and blue -- They're all for you! They're all for you! Have a Sweet Birthday
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
Dear Son, Ever since you were born, I worried and wondered about whether or not I was being the best parent I could be. Did I make you feel important? Did we find enough time for the little things that live on in happy memories -- like laughter, and hugs, and "just-between-us" moments? And, even when we disagreed, did you always know I loved you? If I didn't always find a way to say it, I hope I always showed it -- I'm proud to be your parent, and I love you, Son. Happy Birthday
August 23 - September 22 Quiet, undemonstrative, introverted, wise, witty and well spoken, the Virgo have a deep understanding of human nature and can help people solve their problems. The Virgo-born are highly compatible with Taurus and Capricorn, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Pisces. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Virgo
May God Bless You on your Birthday and Always It's God who knows our every need And hears each prayer we say... It's He who grants us heart's content And guides us through each day... So may it be His gracious will To always give you His understanding and His love And all His blessings, too. Happy Birthday
Thank you for being a wonderful Daughter, for giving me so many reasons to smile, Thanks for our on-the-go fun times together, and times we just talk and relax for a while . . . Thanks for your hugs, and your help, and your humor, for letting me know you appreciate me --- Thank you for showing me, all through the years, I'm the luckiest parent there ever could be. Happy Birthday Love Always
Thinking of You on Your Birthday, Brother We sometimes go so long without touching base with each other -- I guess we're both busy with our day-to-day responsibilities. But still, I want you to know how often I think about you and how much I enjoy the times we do have the chance to talk. You'll always be very important to me, and I'll always be grateful that you're my brother. Have a Happy Birthday
Strength and integrity, friendship and fun, honesty, loyalty, laughter, and love. God wove them all together and created you. God bless you for all that you are because all that you are is such a wonderful blessing. Happy Birthday
No matter how near, or how far, loving memories always keep a son close in heart. Having you for a son means more than you'll ever know -- and there's no better time than your birthday to wish you all the happiness the world can offer. Happy Birthday Love Always
July 23 - August 22 Warm, action-oriented, driven by a desire to be loved and admired, Leo has an air of royalty and loves to be in the limelight. Although Leo gets along famously with Aries and Sagittarius, they may occasionally have a harder time peacefully coexisting with Aquarians. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Leo
February 19 - March 20 Generous, emotional souls, compassionate, intuitive and selfless, the Pisces-born value human relations above everything else. The Pisces-born are highly compatible with Cancer and Scorpio, and may find it harder to relate to those who are Virgo. It's in the stars... for you to have your happiest birthday ever! Happy Birthday Pisces