When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
You make me wanna Jump, jump Your Birthday'll make you jump, jump yo' day of birth'll make you jump, jump Another year'll make you jump, jump Uh huh, uh huh Some o' them days're fun, but they ain't fun like this (no, no) Some o' them days're fun, but they ain't fun like this (no, no) Some o' them days're fun, but they ain't fun like this (no, no) They don't have you jumpin' for joy and for bliss (no, no) 'cause it's a hippity hoppity pippity poppity pop, party Hippity, hoppity, poppity pop pop 'cause it's a hippity hoppity pippity poppity pop, party You make me Jump, jump Birthday'll make you jump, jump yo' day of birth'll make you jump, jump Another year'll make you jump, jump Uh huh, uh huh
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
Your word is ancient. Ancient. What's the definition? Older than dirt, elderly, advanced in years. Can you use it in a sentence? The person viewing this card is ancient. Oh, I know that one. A-N-C-I-E-N-T, ancient. That's correct! Let me spell it out for you...happy birthday!
How Cats Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at first light. Sit on owner's face until they wake up. 2. Loudly demand birthday breakfast be served. 3. Shun two kinds of cat food. Shun owner, then grudgingly eat organic tuna. 4. Visit "magic box." Find conditions unacceptable. 5. Enjoy "private time" behind sofa. 6. Enjoy watching owner clean "magic box" and area behind sofa. 7. Practice the ol' yoga stretches. 8. Hork hairball into secret hiding place. 9. Stare at wall. Pretend to "see" something owner cannot. 10. Sleep for 18 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Some Sons (A Birthday poem just for you) Some sons are polite and sweet. Some have nasty-smelling feet. Some join bands and play the drums. Others exercise their thumbs . . . Some do well in every class. Some delight in passing gas. Some are rude and awfully loud . . . And some sure make their family proud! (You're definitely one of those!) Happy Birthday, Son.
When you're smilin' when you're smilin' The whole world smiles with you. And when you're laughin' oh when you're laughin' The sun comes shinin' through. But when you're cryin' you bring on the rain So stop your sighin' be happy again! Keep on smilin' 'cause when you're smilin' The whole world smiles with you! Hope your birthday finds you smilin'!
For a Special Birthday treat, Frankie, The Counting Canine, will stomp out your age with his foot. Okay, boy, go to it! Oh, no! You killed him! Mustve been too much for his poor little body to take. Oh, well . . . Happy Birthday, Anyway