Its Valentines Day, and I have a confession to make Lately Ive been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. Im so ashamed. Why, I wouldnt blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me. Happy Valentines Day!
I Wuv You Very Much. Wanna get laid? Bump uglies? Do the horizontal bop? A little parallel parking? How about you and me go out it till we're sore? Take it right over this way. I'm talking big bang baby. You know what I'm talking about. Wuv You! Happy Valentine's Day!
When I miss you (just in case you're wondering): I miss you when I'm by myself instead of where you are. I miss you when I'm all alone and driving in my car. I miss you when I need a hug and you are not around. I miss you when I'm all alone and thinking of you nude. I miss you when I'm working and you pop into my head. I miss you when you're anywhere instead of here with me! (That's when I miss you.)
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