Funny Retirement Ecards

Retirement is one of life’s biggest milestones, but you can make the transition easier with funny retirement cards! Send across the miles in seconds via email, text message or social media to a remote colleague, boss, friend or family member. Join American Greetings to celebrate retirements and other important occasions with unlimited ecards!

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What to Write in a Retirement Card: Funny Messages

Remember to personalize your funny happy retirement card with a special message! It will make the moment that much sweeter. If you need a little help with the humor, here are a few suggestions for what to write:

  • Say goodbye to hating Mondays! Enjoy every day of the week and every year to come. Happy Retirement!
  • Best wishes on your retirement! Hope all your dreams come true ... the wilder, the better!
  • Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! You rock.
  • Hope you have an epic retirement! Congrats and good luck.
  • Lucky you, you’re retired! But darn, we’re really going to miss you. Congrats anyway!