You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, May your home be filled with happiness, your hearts with love, your days with joy, at Christmas and always. Merry Christmas from the Johnson Family.
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
Tumbling leaves of red and gold, bright colors everywhere. Cider, apples, pumpkin pies, wild geese that fill the air. Friends and family gathered round to share Thanksgiving day. What blessings fill our hearts each time November comes our way! Happy Thanksgiving!
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
Wellllllllllllllllllllll theres Cabbage and shamrocks and Irish hearts prancing and claddagh rings (dandy for handy romancing) and lucks all around us with leprechauns dancing plus lots of good wishes for Saint Patricks Day Theres wolfhounds and Guinness and music quite airy and corned beef a-cooking and smiles all merry parades in the morning from Dublin to Derry plus happy good wishes for Saint Patricks Daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
Every life has a purpose, every heart, every face... Every journey has a meaning, Every soul has its grace. Any fault can be forgiven, any vow can start anew. With each sunrise, new beginnings, a new world just for you. New hope, new chance, new life. Happy New Year and Shana Tova.
KETCHUP: Ahhh...now this is the life. MUSTARD: You said it, Ketchup...Nothin' like a picnic on the Fourth of July! KETCHUP: Yep, it's my day to shine! MUSTARD: Wait...Your day? You mean my day... KETCHUP: Get outta here. Everybody knows today's a day to celebrate all things American--Baseball, apple pie, and most importantly HOTDOGS! And what's better on a hot dog than me? Good ol' Ketchup! Woo-Hoo! I rock! MUSTARD: Have you lost your mind? I go perfect on a hot dog,not you! I mean, don't get me wrong, you're good on say, french fries--- KETCHUP: FRENCH fries?!? Did you just call me French?!? MUSTARD: Lighten up, K. All I'm saying is, I'm better on hot dogs, not you... KETCHUP: Noooo...I'm better. MUSTARD: I'm better. KETCHUP: No me. MUSTARD: Me! KETCHUP: ME! MUSTARD: ME!! KETCHUP & MUSTARD: MEEEEEE!! MUSTARD: Look, let's just say we're both good on hotdogs. After all, America's the great melting pot, right? The land of the free! Home of the brave! The beacon of light for generations of peoples to come together as one... KETCHUP: Plus we're not mayonnaise. KETCHUP and MUSTARD: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! Mayonnaise! What a joke! Nobody likes you! The worst! Etc. Hope your 4th of July can't be topped!
Day 1: Why are Friends better than Chocolate? Day 2: Friends aren't fattening. Friends can hug - and be hugged (without melting!) Day 3: You don't feel guilty for having too many friends. Day 4: Friends don't cause cavities (no matter how sweet they are). Day 5: You can stay in on a Friday night with a friend (and not feel pathetic). Day 6: Laughing with a friend is more fun than a sugar buzz. Day7: True friends last forever. Day 8: Happy Valentine's Day to a true friend!
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the lamp post. The snowman dropped his hat. Click on it. A special gift for you...open it. The house could use a little Christmas spirit. Click on the red gift. Now click on the blue gift. Click on the sky for a little surprise. Merry Christmas
If I gave you a Valentine for every time you made a difference in my life... for every time you listened or cheered me up or shared my good mood... or taught me something important about myself and the world... It would only begin to show you how very much you mean to me. On Valentine's Day and always, you're an important part of my life.
At the New Year. On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity-all of life's very best things. Have a Happy , Healthy New Year
It's a brand new year... Let's spread our wings. Let's capture the magic. Let's live in the moment. Let's dream big. Let's make memories. Let's spread sunshine. Let's come together and celebrate life. Happy New Year
A Thanksgiving Prayer for You The God of love and peace shall be with you. -2 Corinthians 13:11 God bless you on Thanksgiving and keep you all year through God give you all the faith it takes to make your dreams come true May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way... And His light shine down on you to bless you on Thanksgiving Day.
A Special New Year Message for You. "Believe" Believe in yourself -- in the power you have to control your own life, day by day Believe in the strength that you have deep inside, and your faith will help show you the way... Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring -- let a hopeful heart carry you through... For things will work out if you trust and believe there's no limit to what you can do! The sky's the limit, so have your happiest year yet!
Somewhere in the flurry of the season may we find TIME TO DREAM about that blessed holy night THAT CHANGED THE WORLD... TIME TO REMEMBER the truths he taught and everything HE HAD DONE FOR US. TIME TO GIVE THANKS with all our hearts THAT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever BELIEVES in him shall not perish but have eternal life." JOHN 3:16 Thinking special thoughts of you and warmly wishing you quiet moments to reflect on all the ways GOD HAS BLESSED YOUR LIFE. Merry Christmas
May the Blessings of Christmas Be Yours May these, along with other joys, be yours on Christmas Day Faith to make heart serene Hope to keep it light And the Peace that Christ alone can give To make your Christmas Bright. Have a peaceful and blessed holiday.