Top 5 Excuses for Missing Your Birthday 5. The string I tied around my finger (so I wouldn't forget) came off in the shower. 4. The video of my cat playing the piano went viral, and I thought I was too good for my old acquaintances. 3. I was busy taking a bullet for the president. 2. I was putting on a puppet show for neighborhood kids, and they insisted on several encores. And the number one reason: I'm the worst. Anyway, Happy Birthday!
This one goes out to you, (RECIPIENT) Today's the birthday of a (DESCRIPTIVE TERM) Born to soar up high! Born to be a (HOBBY OR JOB) Underneath the wide (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) sky Oh yes from (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) And all across the land they're singin' Happy birthday to you!! Oh me oh my, Gonna be a blue sky, Gonna be a happy day Cookies in the oven, gonna eat about a dozen Then you can hit the hay!! And if you listen to the wind, you can hear it sing Happy Birthday...(RECIPIENT) Happy Birthday to you!
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
At Rosh Hashanah Life gives us many blessings, but the nicest kind by far Is knowing certain people who are as special as you are. That's why this brings you wishes when Rosh Hashanah's here For all the best that life can bring throughout the coming year! Shanah Tovah
It's that time... Back to school! Here's to a year of fun and learning! Let's get ready with a quick memory game! Click on the classroom windows to find the matching pairs. START Congratulations, you found all the matching pairs!
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
Hope your Sweetest Day is a great day, a first-rate day, zoppit-a-bate-day. Gonna be real special Sweetest Day and everything is gonna be okay. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Sweetest Day is something to sing about!
January 27th Thomas Crapper Day Honoring the man responsible for the modern flush toilet on the anniversary of his death in 1910. Don't let this day go down the toilet - Get off your butt and celebrate! It's Thomas Crapper Day!
Oooh, I can tell by the spooky moon Halloween is comin' soon Werewolves howwwwwwwwl and run around Zombies crawl up from underground Witchin' night is almost here and you don't got a thing to fear Don't you know that-- I heard it in the grave yard Havin' fun just ain't that hard Oooh, I heard it in the grave yard Time to stroll out from the boulevard Mummy, mummy yeah I know that roaming the streets at night Could cause some folks to get a fright. Ooooh, I heard it in the grave yard Havin' fun just ain't that hard Ooooh, I heard it in the grave yard Time to stroll out from the boulevard Mummy, mummy yeah Candy corn and other sweets will fill my bag with lots of treats. Hope Your Halloween Is Frightfully Happy!
He is the message of Christmas in the thoughtful things you do, He is the spirit of Christmas every day the whole year through, He is the promise of Christmas in your heart forever new, May Christ, God's only son, give both peace and joy to you. He is the Reason for the Season
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Welcome to "The 12 Dogs of Christmas" Series of Cards! The recipient(s) you select will automatically receive one card a day for 12 days. On the first day of Christmas: Partridge in a pear tree Hope your holiday is pearfect! Day 2: Turtle doves Let's shellabrate the holidays! Day 3: French hens Joyeux Noel ! Day 4: Calling birds Hope your holidays are off the hook! Day 5: Golden rings Ring in the Christmas joy! Day 6: Geese a-laying Geese Navidad! Day 7: Swans a-swimming It's the most swanderful time of the year! Day 8: Maids a-milking Hope your Christmas is an udder delight! Day 9: Ladies dancing Merry Mistletoe-ing! Day 10: Lords a-leaping Jump for joy-- it's Christmas! Day 11: Pipers piping It's Christmas! Duet up right! Day 12: Drummers drumming Wishing you a holiday that can't be beat!
Hope your Valentine's is a sweet day, a neat day, zoppit-a-beet-day. Gonna be a real special Valentine and everything is gonna be just fine. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Valentine's Day is something to sing about!
(song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
A new year is a reminder to celebrate all the things that are good in your world the people you love, the places you are part of, the memories you hold on to all those unforgettable moments when you close your eyes and breathe in life with a smile. May your heart be filled with lots of little reasons to celebrate at the New Year and always
Easter Sunday! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Choc'late bunnies! Choc'late bunnies! In the basket! They're fantastic! The grass is plastic! Eat every jelly bean -- The yellow, pink and green! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Hope your Easter begins and ends on a happy note!
A season of rebirth... A time of renewal... A day of resurrection... Today we share the peace and joy that God offered us, when He gave us His only son. Tag: Wishing you a blessed Easter filled with God's love.
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
A Special New Year Message for You. "Believe" Believe in yourself -- in the power you have to control your own life, day by day Believe in the strength that you have deep inside, and your faith will help show you the way... Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring -- let a hopeful heart carry you through... For things will work out if you trust and believe there's no limit to what you can do! The sky's the limit, so have your happiest year yet!
Autumn skies, crisp clean air... bright leaves falling here and there... pies are baking, meals prepared... warmth and hugs and laughter shared. Wishing you all the special things a beautiful Thanksgiving brings.
The things that matter most in our lives are not the things we've acquired along the way -- but rather the treasure chest of moments, memories, and experiences shared with the people we love... Happy Thanksgiving
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. May the Glory of the Story Fill Your Heart with Joy. Have a Blessed Christmas
It's a brand new year... Let's spread our wings. Let's capture the magic. Let's live in the moment. Let's dream big. Let's make memories. Let's spread sunshine. Let's come together and celebrate life. Happy New Year
KETCHUP: Ahhh...now this is the life. MUSTARD: You said it, Ketchup...Nothin' like a picnic on the Fourth of July! KETCHUP: Yep, it's my day to shine! MUSTARD: Wait...Your day? You mean my day... KETCHUP: Get outta here. Everybody knows today's a day to celebrate all things American--Baseball, apple pie, and most importantly HOTDOGS! And what's better on a hot dog than me? Good ol' Ketchup! Woo-Hoo! I rock! MUSTARD: Have you lost your mind? I go perfect on a hot dog,not you! I mean, don't get me wrong, you're good on say, french fries--- KETCHUP: FRENCH fries?!? Did you just call me French?!? MUSTARD: Lighten up, K. All I'm saying is, I'm better on hot dogs, not you... KETCHUP: Noooo...I'm better. MUSTARD: I'm better. KETCHUP: No me. MUSTARD: Me! KETCHUP: ME! MUSTARD: ME!! KETCHUP & MUSTARD: MEEEEEE!! MUSTARD: Look, let's just say we're both good on hotdogs. After all, America's the great melting pot, right? The land of the free! Home of the brave! The beacon of light for generations of peoples to come together as one... KETCHUP: Plus we're not mayonnaise. KETCHUP and MUSTARD: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! Mayonnaise! What a joke! Nobody likes you! The worst! Etc. Hope your 4th of July can't be topped!
This Thanksgiving, For the beauties and abundance of the earth, for family near and far, for friends old and new, for the gift of each brand new day and the chance to make a difference, Let us give thanks. I am thankful for many blessings in my life. Knowing you is one of them Happy Thanksgiving
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. Happy St. Patrick's Day
With Warm Thoughts and Prayers at Thanksgiving MAY God bless you with every good gift from above God touch you with kindness, compassion, and love God keep you in safety wherever you go God love you for being so special to know. Have a Blessed Thanksgiving
A Thanksgiving Prayer For Autumn, with its brilliant shades of russet, green, and gold, For all of nature's glories we are privileged to behold, For loved ones and for special friends who cheer and bless our way-- We fold our hands in heartfelt prayer on this Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
"And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people." Luke 2:10 "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:11 "And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." Luke 2:12 Let us always remember the true meaning of Christmas.
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
A prayer for you on this New Year's Day -- God keep you each year through And give you all the faith it takes To make your dreams come true . . . May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way and His light shine upon you now to bless this special day. Happy New Year
Tumbling leaves of red and gold, bright colors everywhere. Cider, apples, pumpkin pies, wild geese that fill the air. Friends and family gathered round to share Thanksgiving day. What blessings fill our hearts each time November comes our way! Happy Thanksgiving!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
Hola "RECIPIENT" It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from "SENDER" Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Cuz today you're turning "AGE" So perhaps you should "ACTIVITY" Cuz today is your day Hola "RECIPIENT" You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday
If I gave you a Valentine for every time you made a difference in my life... for every time you listened or cheered me up or shared my good mood... or taught me something important about myself and the world... It would only begin to show you how very much you mean to me. On Valentine's Day and always, you're an important part of my life.
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!
From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
A JULY 4TH TRIBUTE to America the Beautiful -- Oh Beautiful, for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain America, America, God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good With brotherhood From sea to shining sea. Wishing you a very happy and peaceful 4th of July!
A little prayer for the love of Easter to touch your heart. A little prayer for the peace of Easter to fill your soul. A little prayer for the joy of Easter to shine brightly in your world. Have a Joyous Easter
Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!
"I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die." John 11:25-26 May the miracle of His Resurrection live in your heart forever. Have a Blessed Easter
10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, May your home be filled with happiness, your hearts with love, your days with joy, at Christmas and always. Merry Christmas from the Johnson Family.
Looks like our little friends could use a hand. Click on the largest snowball. Those snowballs are pretty heavy. Help by dragging the snowballs into place. Almost done! For some finishing touches, click the snowman. (animals are humming) We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Every life has a purpose, every heart, every face... Every journey has a meaning, Every soul has its grace. Any fault can be forgiven, any vow can start anew. With each sunrise, new beginnings, a new world just for you. New hope, new chance, new life. Happy New Year and Shana Tova.
For knowing that I have a place as I wake to a new day, For the right to speak my mind, or kneel quietly to pray... For the dreams I strive to reach, for the love I'm free to give, For the laughter shared with dearest friends, a necessity to live... For the security and peace of mind that all is safe and sound, For growing, sharing, hoping, caring -- there's goodness all around. For all of this, we're grateful for, whisper soft or loudly sing... Their duty and their sacrifice have let our freedom ring! Memorial Day is a time for thanks and remembrance.
Somewhere in the flurry of the season may we find TIME TO DREAM about that blessed holy night THAT CHANGED THE WORLD... TIME TO REMEMBER the truths he taught and everything HE HAD DONE FOR US. TIME TO GIVE THANKS with all our hearts THAT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever BELIEVES in him shall not perish but have eternal life." JOHN 3:16 Thinking special thoughts of you and warmly wishing you quiet moments to reflect on all the ways GOD HAS BLESSED YOUR LIFE. Merry Christmas
We must hasten to tell them! Come hurry, as they need to know right away! Peter! Simon Peter! What is it, Mary? They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him. John 20:2The Lord is risen indeed... Luke 24:34 May your Easter be filled with all the blessings of our risen Lord.
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the lamp post. The snowman dropped his hat. Click on it. A special gift for you...open it. The house could use a little Christmas spirit. Click on the red gift. Now click on the blue gift. Click on the sky for a little surprise. Merry Christmas
The 12 Dogs of Christmas -- Drummers drumming, Pipers piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden rings, Calling birds, French hens, Turtle doves, Partridge in a pear tree Merry Christmas
Choose a card verse (1) This Valentine's Day I'll be thinking about you with a hug in my heart and a smile on my face. (2) All things bright and beautiful All things warm and wonderful That's what you are wished on Valentine's Day and always. (3) I wish you joy and I wish you laughter - I wish you lasting friendships, true love, and memories so tender that you can't stop smiling I wish you happy endings and wonderful beginnings, and I wish you everything that means happiness to you on Valentine's Day and always.
The moon is up the werewolves are howling... The bats are flying... the zombies are prowling. Creepy, crawly, horrid and hairy... Maybe inside it won't be so scary -- A chill wind is blowing... who turned out the light?! Hope your Halloween night is a frightful delight!
Americans! Listen up! I want YOU to have a Happy Fourth of July. That's a request directly from your Uncle Sam. Go out and romp and frolic. Or if you're too tired, you can simply cavort. Or repose yourself upon the reclining object of your choosing. And don't forget to fire up that grill. Throw a horseshoe. Have a barbeque. Throw a horseshoe at the barbeque. I don't care. Just have fun. Indulge in your cold beverage of preference. And, by all means, enjoy some fireworks. Yes, Americans, I want YOU to celebrate Independence Day. Because without Independence Day, we'd all be drinking tea and eating crumpets and fish and chips like a bunch of Queen-lovin' pudding-slurpers! That's right. You heard me. Now get out there and have a Happy Fourth of July!
At the New Year. On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity-all of life's very best things. Have a Happy , Healthy New Year
May your life be long. May your heart be true. May your path be clear and your skies be blue. May your soul be happy, and your spirit light. May you know great joy. May your dreams take flight. Wishing you a world of wonderful things this St. Patrick's Day
Across the Miles at Christmastime From home to home, from heart to heart, from one place to another, The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other. So though you may be miles away, and missed so very much, Warm thoughts and happy memories still keep us close in touch! Have a Wonderful Christmas Season
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
A Prayer at Easter Time This is the day which the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24 A Special Prayer at Easter Time That God will richly bless Your heart, your home, and those you love With lasting happiness. Have a Joyous Easter and a Beautiful Spring
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May the Blessings of Christmas Be Yours May these, along with other joys, be yours on Christmas Day Faith to make heart serene Hope to keep it light And the Peace that Christ alone can give To make your Christmas Bright. Have a peaceful and blessed holiday.
He Is Risen! Every dawn tells of His Resurrection, Every sunset proclaims His glory! May your spirit rejoice and your heart be glad as you celebrate the Resurrection of Our Lord. Have a Glorious Easter
Let's make a promise this holiday season... Let's make it a promise to try every day to touch someone's life in our own special way, to be kind to each other and cherish what's real- our family, our friends, and the love that we feel. Let's take a close look deep within our own hearts and stop any prejudice right where it starts. Let's keep candles burning and proud flags unfurled, let's pray for our nation, and let's pray for our world.
Passover's coming, Everyone's running, Preparing something for the Seder meal! Matzo-balls are stewing Chicken-soup is brewing, Everything we're doing With a special zeal! Quick, set the Seder plate, Hurry, it's getting late, Shank bone... roasted egg... Where's the bitter herb!? Cover the matzos up, Fill up Elijah's cup, Chop some potatoes up, Those will be superb! Oh! No! One hour to go! Make charoset and some moror! Sweep the kitchen! Wash the floor-or! Cut horseradish if you're able! Put Haggadahs on the table! Pour the wine! Pour the wine! Collapse... and... have... a... great... night! Happy Passover!
How the Easter Bunny Got His Job Easter Egg Delivery Specialist Tryouts Guy in Red Suit Next Please Dude in Diaper Thats not right. Short Green Guy Uh, thanks, well let you know. Ridiculously Large Bunny Perfect! When can you start? Just Wanted to Deliver an Easter Wish: Have a Good One!
Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . . V is for this very special day. A for all the sweets comin' our way. L is for the love we're gonna spread. E for every candy heart in red. N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses. T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes. I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups. N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups. E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth. S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath. D for do you like our Valentine's Day song? A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long. Yippeeeee!
Lyrics: Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. It's you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthdays all about you. With singing and greetings and festive proceedings, from morning till late in the day, Youre the star of the show and youre MAGNIFICO put the hip in the hip-hip-hooray! Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. Its you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthday is all about you. Heres hoping your day may be MOLTO BENE* with wishes from all of your friends! And problems? Theyll be no with everything FINO** until-a you birthday it ends! Happy Birthday!
"So it's home again, and home again, America for me! My heart is turning home again, and there I long to be, In the land of youth and freedom beyond the ocean bars Where the air is full of sunlight and the flag is full of stars." from "American For Me" Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933) Fill your heart with pride and celebrate America. Happy Fourth of July
Wellllllllllllllllllllll theres Cabbage and shamrocks and Irish hearts prancing and claddagh rings (dandy for handy romancing) and lucks all around us with leprechauns dancing plus lots of good wishes for Saint Patricks Day Theres wolfhounds and Guinness and music quite airy and corned beef a-cooking and smiles all merry parades in the morning from Dublin to Derry plus happy good wishes for Saint Patricks Daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Greetings, greetings its our big day, Pink hearts filled with tasty treats. Were frosted and sprinkled in colorful jimmies, Now thats what we call good eats! We dare you resist us, Well parade around, in our finest foils and lace. Truffles and caramels and soft, gooey centers, Oooh, well melt all over your face. So, enjoy us enjoy us, Theres nothing better than a box of delicious sweets. Especially today Happy Valentines Day, Dont fret about your expanding, ahem, seat.
I'm pump pump pumped for Pumpkin day! I'll tell you somethin' The night is bumpin' the party's thumpin' and I am pumped, Yo 'cause I'm a pump-kin I feel the beat now let's trick or treat now I got some candy handy take it to the street now! I'm pump pump pumped for Pumpkin day! Oh Yeah, trick or treat. Yo! Happy Halloween!
What are you doing for Valentines Day? Some wear bright red outfits that are really hard to miss. Some prepare to pucker their lips as they try to steal a kiss. Some give special homemade gifts to people that they really adore. Some buy lots of chocolate from the chocolate candy store. Some go out for dinner, yeah to a place that's really chic. Some will spend a quiet evening dancing cheek to cheek. Some barely even celebrate. Some go all out, its true But have yourself a special day No matter what you do! Happy Valentines Day
A Thanksgiving Prayer for You The God of love and peace shall be with you. -2 Corinthians 13:11 God bless you on Thanksgiving and keep you all year through God give you all the faith it takes to make your dreams come true May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way... And His light shine down on you to bless you on Thanksgiving Day.
"I am the resurrection and the life. He that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live. And whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die." -John 11:25-26 May you always feel His love shining brightly in your life. Have a Blessed Easter.
Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
Easter is a time of rebirth, when hope can be seen in the wings of a butterfly -- renewal, when the grey of winter comes alive with the newness of spring -- and rejoicing, when all of nature seems to celebrate the wonder of life itself. Wishing you a wonderful Easter
On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity -- all of life's very best things. Have a Happy, Healthy New Year
...the star, which they saw in the east, went before them... ...they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him. Mathew 2: 9,11 Wishing you all the blessings of a joyous Christmas
Welcome to Mulligan's Irish Pub. Click on the sign. Our friend is looking for a hand out. Click on the window. Now click on the mushroom. Our friend is looking for another hand out. Click on the leprechaun tavern. Click on the glass for a little Irish Cheer. Everyone's Irish on St. Patrick's Day
Deck the tree with balls so flashy. Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la. Homemade ornaments just look trashy. We bring joy and memory sharing. We were made with love and caring You were made with paste and pine tar -- We're not even sure what you are! You're just copies, we are handmade. We have charms that never will fade. Even though you came before us... Let's all be one happy chorus! We're with you and glad to be here! Fa la la, la la la, la la la Merry Christmas, Happy New Year!
I thought I'd seen the last of you, And you want to see the end of me, Well Honey, this turkey won't be deceased for your Thanksgiving feast (just listen to me now!) I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put away your roasting pan, I'm gonna miss out on being dished out, Hope mashed potatoes fill you up Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed You can have your yams and cranberries Have some pumpkin pie, but you can't have me! When the cookin' starts on that cold Thursday, This bold bird will be M.I.A. The main course has flown the coop. Drumsticks don't fail me now! I'm gonna make it! I know I can! I'm gonna live to see December, put down that roasting pan, Yes I'm a winner, not your family dinner Hope the dressing is enough Cuz this turkey won't be stuffed (Get a cow if ya wanna chow!) (you want some protein? serve some beans!)
A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
On Halloween...each neighborhood Glows so friendly, warm and good! Yet every town so safe and sleepy Has its side that's dark and creepy... Within these shadows -- dark and rotting, Lurks a mind perverse and plotting. Eye of this... skin of that, These potions perk in seconds flat! CURSES! Children having fun...?! Surely something MUST be done. Heartless, hateful, tempting, truth-less. How can one witch BE so ruthless? What happens next...? Must not be seen, Just go enjoy YOUR Halloween, No bumps in the night, no witches to visit... Nothing wicked is coming YOUR way now -- . . . or is it? Trick or Treat? Happy Halloween
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
A wish for you at Thanksgiving. Your warmest traditions, your happiest memories. The closeness of friendship and family too. A home bright with laughter, a heart filled with joy --- May Thanksgiving bring all these good things to you!
The Eight Candles of Chanukah The first candle glows with a wish for the best things in life, the second radiates the love that's in your heart. The third gleams with good luck and success in all you do, the fourth is a beam for friendships that stay with you forever. The fifth candle is a ray of closeness to family, and the sixth shines for good health. The seventh candle flickers for the joy of simple pleasures, and the eighth -- a tiny beacon of peace and happiness. TAG: As the menorah glows with light, may all your eight days of Chanukah be warm and bright with happiness.
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Your birthday's here, you've lived another year, the hugs and high-fives, too, They're all for you -- you know it's true. As every candle twinkles, The balloons and sprinkles, Yellow, red and blue -- They're all for you! They're all for you! Have a Sweet Birthday
A Family Is Love Thanksgiving is a special time each year, when we remember the familiar faces, places and things hold most dear, giving thanks for the love and laughter that keep us all together, living under one roof that extends for miles and miles... Thinking of you with love on Thanksgiving.
Cupid never misses the mark when hes hooking other people up, but some of his own pick-up lines? Well, you be the judge Whats your sign, honey? Mines the Archer, and I always hit the target, if you know what I mean Baby, once you go Cupid, the rest are just stupid. Whoa, is that an arrow in my diaper or am I just happy to see you? My Cloud 9 or yours? My name is Cupid, but you can call me the God of Love because I am, the God of Love. Really, it says so right here on my drivers license. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I do another flyby? Wanna go back to my well, crib? No, not working for ya? Well, baby, this will! Its Valentines Day - watch your back, Sweetie!
March seventeenth is what we call St. Patricks Day Shoemaking leprechauns hoard all their gold away Clovers with four leafs can make a Good Luck bouquet As we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. When Irish chins sing, its a song you can dance to, lad Whisky and lager can cheer you up if youre sad Pipes may be calling, but Murphys heads feeling bad Corned beef and cabbage is coming on strong. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And if youre not Irish, well, you can pretend. Pubs barely open but Flanagans bleary-eyed Shamrocks and Blarney Stones got Kelly teary-eyed Father OMalleys on his second beer and rye As we sing loud the St. Patricks Chin Song. O lets lift a glass up to Cork and Kilkenny Wed name all the counties, but there are too many Our Irish Pride comes out of each nook and cranny When we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend If you like this stanza, well sing it again. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And St. Patricks Day Chin Song has come to an end!
This Hanukkah, may you celebrate all of life's gifts... ...especially the ones that can't be wrapped. Click each tower to discover special blessings to keep in mind on each of Hanukkah's eight wondrous nights! Click anywhere to begin. Light Laughter Lore Latkes Love Learning Liberty Lots of Fun! Happy Hanukkah!
For all that you have sacrificed, and everything you've done To help make this world we share a safer, better one. This comes with admiration and with gratitude to say You're thought about so often and especially today! Happy Veterans Day
More than the tree or the decking the halls, More than the music and mobs at the malls, More than the feasts that are planned and prepared, The family stories remembered and shared . . . More than the lights that will soon disappear, The manger and star that get stored till next year, More than these things which all play a small part, Christmas is love that lives on in each heart. Hoping each wonderful moment of Christmas lives on in your heart long after the holiday season.