What day is today? Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Oh [RECIPIENT], It's been well worth the wait, It's the [DATE] day of [MONTH] You are [PERSONALIZED MESSAGE] today And now it's your time to celebrate! Today is your birthday Happy Birthday This is the very best day of the year Today is your birthday Happy Birthday The most amazing day of the year Today is your birthday! Today is your birthday It's Amazing Happy Birthday - Unbelievable This is the very best day of the year Time to celebrate Today is your birthday Ooooooh! Happy Birthday It's the GREATEST DAY OF THE YEAR! Happy Birthday!
When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!
Who are you sending this card to? Type name below. Just for you, Wishing you the happiness that you bring to others throughout the year and hoping you feel pride for all you've done. Lots of love on Mother's Day and always from
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Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
Hola "RECIPIENT" It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from "SENDER" Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Cuz today you're turning "AGE" So perhaps you should "ACTIVITY" Cuz today is your day Hola "RECIPIENT" You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday
He is the message of Christmas in the thoughtful things you do, He is the spirit of Christmas every day the whole year through, He is the promise of Christmas in your heart forever new, May Christ, God's only son, give both peace and joy to you. He is the Reason for the Season
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!
Welcome to "The 12 Dogs of Christmas" Series of Cards! The recipient(s) you select will automatically receive one card a day for 12 days. On the first day of Christmas: Partridge in a pear tree Hope your holiday is pearfect! Day 2: Turtle doves Let's shellabrate the holidays! Day 3: French hens Joyeux Noel ! Day 4: Calling birds Hope your holidays are off the hook! Day 5: Golden rings Ring in the Christmas joy! Day 6: Geese a-laying Geese Navidad! Day 7: Swans a-swimming It's the most swanderful time of the year! Day 8: Maids a-milking Hope your Christmas is an udder delight! Day 9: Ladies dancing Merry Mistletoe-ing! Day 10: Lords a-leaping Jump for joy-- it's Christmas! Day 11: Pipers piping It's Christmas! Duet up right! Day 12: Drummers drumming Wishing you a holiday that can't be beat!
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Ooh-ooh, what cake will you get this year? Chocolate fudge, 6 or 7 tier? Tiramisu or gingerbread? Maybe a chocolate mocha mousse instead? "Forget apple pie," is what I say, 'cause, you could've had that any day. Don't you know that I heard that it was cake time. Hope some candles make the day shine. Ooohhhh, I heard that it was cake time. Another slice would be mighty fine, yummy, yummy...yeah. Have a Decadent Birthday!
This one goes out to you, (RECIPIENT) Today's the birthday of a (DESCRIPTIVE TERM) Born to soar up high! Born to be a (HOBBY OR JOB) Underneath the wide (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) sky Oh yes from (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) And all across the land they're singin' Happy birthday to you!! Oh me oh my, Gonna be a blue sky, Gonna be a happy day Cookies in the oven, gonna eat about a dozen Then you can hit the hay!! And if you listen to the wind, you can hear it sing Happy Birthday...(RECIPIENT) Happy Birthday to you!
The things that matter most in our lives are not the things we've acquired along the way -- but rather the treasure chest of moments, memories, and experiences shared with the people we love... Happy Thanksgiving
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
(song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!
A new year is a reminder to celebrate all the things that are good in your world the people you love, the places you are part of, the memories you hold on to all those unforgettable moments when you close your eyes and breathe in life with a smile. May your heart be filled with lots of little reasons to celebrate at the New Year and always
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Hope your Valentine's is a sweet day, a neat day, zoppit-a-beet-day. Gonna be a real special Valentine and everything is gonna be just fine. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Valentine's Day is something to sing about!
A Thanksgiving Prayer For Autumn, with its brilliant shades of russet, green, and gold, For all of nature's glories we are privileged to behold, For loved ones and for special friends who cheer and bless our way-- We fold our hands in heartfelt prayer on this Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. Happy St. Patrick's Day
Lyrics: Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. It's you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthdays all about you. With singing and greetings and festive proceedings, from morning till late in the day, Youre the star of the show and youre MAGNIFICO put the hip in the hip-hip-hooray! Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. Its you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthday is all about you. Heres hoping your day may be MOLTO BENE* with wishes from all of your friends! And problems? Theyll be no with everything FINO** until-a you birthday it ends! Happy Birthday!
Easter Sunday! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Choc'late bunnies! Choc'late bunnies! In the basket! They're fantastic! The grass is plastic! Eat every jelly bean -- The yellow, pink and green! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Hope your Easter begins and ends on a happy note!
With Warm Thoughts and Prayers at Thanksgiving MAY God bless you with every good gift from above God touch you with kindness, compassion, and love God keep you in safety wherever you go God love you for being so special to know. Have a Blessed Thanksgiving
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
A season of rebirth... A time of renewal... A day of resurrection... Today we share the peace and joy that God offered us, when He gave us His only son. Tag: Wishing you a blessed Easter filled with God's love.
May your life be long. May your heart be true. May your path be clear and your skies be blue. May your soul be happy, and your spirit light. May you know great joy. May your dreams take flight. Wishing you a world of wonderful things this St. Patrick's Day
You're nowhere close to PASTURE prime, Yes, one CUD say yer youthful. And I'm not giving you some BULL, I'm UDDERLY quite truthful! So when I HERD yer birthday's near, I didn't need per-SUADE-ing To write a little MOOO-zic For this day yer celebrating: Happy Birthday to MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
This Thanksgiving, For the beauties and abundance of the earth, for family near and far, for friends old and new, for the gift of each brand new day and the chance to make a difference, Let us give thanks. I am thankful for many blessings in my life. Knowing you is one of them Happy Thanksgiving
A JULY 4TH TRIBUTE to America the Beautiful -- Oh Beautiful, for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain America, America, God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good With brotherhood From sea to shining sea. Wishing you a very happy and peaceful 4th of July!
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. May the Glory of the Story Fill Your Heart with Joy. Have a Blessed Christmas
At Rosh Hashanah Life gives us many blessings, but the nicest kind by far Is knowing certain people who are as special as you are. That's why this brings you wishes when Rosh Hashanah's here For all the best that life can bring throughout the coming year! Shanah Tovah
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
"And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people." Luke 2:10 "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:11 "And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." Luke 2:12 Let us always remember the true meaning of Christmas.
Wellllllllllllllllllllll theres Cabbage and shamrocks and Irish hearts prancing and claddagh rings (dandy for handy romancing) and lucks all around us with leprechauns dancing plus lots of good wishes for Saint Patricks Day Theres wolfhounds and Guinness and music quite airy and corned beef a-cooking and smiles all merry parades in the morning from Dublin to Derry plus happy good wishes for Saint Patricks Daaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Autumn skies, crisp clean air... bright leaves falling here and there... pies are baking, meals prepared... warmth and hugs and laughter shared. Wishing you all the special things a beautiful Thanksgiving brings.
You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, May your home be filled with happiness, your hearts with love, your days with joy, at Christmas and always. Merry Christmas from the Johnson Family.
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
Tumbling leaves of red and gold, bright colors everywhere. Cider, apples, pumpkin pies, wild geese that fill the air. Friends and family gathered round to share Thanksgiving day. What blessings fill our hearts each time November comes our way! Happy Thanksgiving!
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
Every life has a purpose, every heart, every face... Every journey has a meaning, Every soul has its grace. Any fault can be forgiven, any vow can start anew. With each sunrise, new beginnings, a new world just for you. New hope, new chance, new life. Happy New Year and Shana Tova.
KETCHUP: Ahhh...now this is the life. MUSTARD: You said it, Ketchup...Nothin' like a picnic on the Fourth of July! KETCHUP: Yep, it's my day to shine! MUSTARD: Wait...Your day? You mean my day... KETCHUP: Get outta here. Everybody knows today's a day to celebrate all things American--Baseball, apple pie, and most importantly HOTDOGS! And what's better on a hot dog than me? Good ol' Ketchup! Woo-Hoo! I rock! MUSTARD: Have you lost your mind? I go perfect on a hot dog,not you! I mean, don't get me wrong, you're good on say, french fries--- KETCHUP: FRENCH fries?!? Did you just call me French?!? MUSTARD: Lighten up, K. All I'm saying is, I'm better on hot dogs, not you... KETCHUP: Noooo...I'm better. MUSTARD: I'm better. KETCHUP: No me. MUSTARD: Me! KETCHUP: ME! MUSTARD: ME!! KETCHUP & MUSTARD: MEEEEEE!! MUSTARD: Look, let's just say we're both good on hotdogs. After all, America's the great melting pot, right? The land of the free! Home of the brave! The beacon of light for generations of peoples to come together as one... KETCHUP: Plus we're not mayonnaise. KETCHUP and MUSTARD: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! Mayonnaise! What a joke! Nobody likes you! The worst! Etc. Hope your 4th of July can't be topped!
Day 1: Why are Friends better than Chocolate? Day 2: Friends aren't fattening. Friends can hug - and be hugged (without melting!) Day 3: You don't feel guilty for having too many friends. Day 4: Friends don't cause cavities (no matter how sweet they are). Day 5: You can stay in on a Friday night with a friend (and not feel pathetic). Day 6: Laughing with a friend is more fun than a sugar buzz. Day7: True friends last forever. Day 8: Happy Valentine's Day to a true friend!
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the lamp post. The snowman dropped his hat. Click on it. A special gift for you...open it. The house could use a little Christmas spirit. Click on the red gift. Now click on the blue gift. Click on the sky for a little surprise. Merry Christmas
If I gave you a Valentine for every time you made a difference in my life... for every time you listened or cheered me up or shared my good mood... or taught me something important about myself and the world... It would only begin to show you how very much you mean to me. On Valentine's Day and always, you're an important part of my life.
At the New Year. On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity-all of life's very best things. Have a Happy , Healthy New Year
A Thanksgiving Prayer for You The God of love and peace shall be with you. -2 Corinthians 13:11 God bless you on Thanksgiving and keep you all year through God give you all the faith it takes to make your dreams come true May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way... And His light shine down on you to bless you on Thanksgiving Day.
It's a brand new year... Let's spread our wings. Let's capture the magic. Let's live in the moment. Let's dream big. Let's make memories. Let's spread sunshine. Let's come together and celebrate life. Happy New Year
A Special New Year Message for You. "Believe" Believe in yourself -- in the power you have to control your own life, day by day Believe in the strength that you have deep inside, and your faith will help show you the way... Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring -- let a hopeful heart carry you through... For things will work out if you trust and believe there's no limit to what you can do! The sky's the limit, so have your happiest year yet!
Somewhere in the flurry of the season may we find TIME TO DREAM about that blessed holy night THAT CHANGED THE WORLD... TIME TO REMEMBER the truths he taught and everything HE HAD DONE FOR US. TIME TO GIVE THANKS with all our hearts THAT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever BELIEVES in him shall not perish but have eternal life." JOHN 3:16 Thinking special thoughts of you and warmly wishing you quiet moments to reflect on all the ways GOD HAS BLESSED YOUR LIFE. Merry Christmas
May the Blessings of Christmas Be Yours May these, along with other joys, be yours on Christmas Day Faith to make heart serene Hope to keep it light And the Peace that Christ alone can give To make your Christmas Bright. Have a peaceful and blessed holiday.
10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
Looks like our little friends could use a hand. Click on the largest snowball. Those snowballs are pretty heavy. Help by dragging the snowballs into place. Almost done! For some finishing touches, click the snowman. (animals are humming) We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
For knowing that I have a place as I wake to a new day, For the right to speak my mind, or kneel quietly to pray... For the dreams I strive to reach, for the love I'm free to give, For the laughter shared with dearest friends, a necessity to live... For the security and peace of mind that all is safe and sound, For growing, sharing, hoping, caring -- there's goodness all around. For all of this, we're grateful for, whisper soft or loudly sing... Their duty and their sacrifice have let our freedom ring! Memorial Day is a time for thanks and remembrance.
Across the Miles at Christmastime From home to home, from heart to heart, from one place to another, The warmth and joy of Christmas brings us closer to each other. So though you may be miles away, and missed so very much, Warm thoughts and happy memories still keep us close in touch! Have a Wonderful Christmas Season
More than the tree or the decking the halls, More than the music and mobs at the malls, More than the feasts that are planned and prepared, The family stories remembered and shared . . . More than the lights that will soon disappear, The manger and star that get stored till next year, More than these things which all play a small part, Christmas is love that lives on in each heart. Hoping each wonderful moment of Christmas lives on in your heart long after the holiday season.
We must hasten to tell them! Come hurry, as they need to know right away! Peter! Simon Peter! What is it, Mary? They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him. John 20:2The Lord is risen indeed... Luke 24:34 May your Easter be filled with all the blessings of our risen Lord.
...the star, which they saw in the east, went before them... ...they saw the young child with Mary his mother, and fell down, and worshipped him. Mathew 2: 9,11 Wishing you all the blessings of a joyous Christmas
A prayer for you on this New Year's Day -- God keep you each year through And give you all the faith it takes To make your dreams come true . . . May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way and His light shine upon you now to bless this special day. Happy New Year
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!
Cant wait for the date its nearly here. Love the mood, love the food at this time of year Need a plan for the clan when they gather near. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day! Time to shop, time to chop, time to stuff a bird. Roast and baste, salt to taste, check the temperature. Make the sides, bake the pies, keep the gravy stirred. Soon well dine on Thanksgiving Day. Turkeys done, got to run clean the mess and greet the guests, when they come to the door. Time to eat, find a seat, make a toast to our fine host (and check the football score!) Say the grace, keep the pace time to carve so we dont starve Do you want dark or light? Pass the peas and cranberries Got our eyes on the pies May we please take a bite? Were thankful for all that weve been given yes were thankful that if we overeat well be forgiven Cause thanks-giv-ing comes but once a year to celebrate with those so dear and we must state: That as our waistline expands, were grateful for our stretchy pants. Oh, snap! Were hoping that with all the bloat we dont look like a Macys float! Now its time for a nap. Tooooo-morrow when our coma lifts Its to the mall for Christmas gifts This holiday was off the hook, well worth the time and work it took! and look be sure you dont forget to kiss the cook! tag: However you spend it, hope your Thanksgiving is happy!
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
Choose a card verse (1) This Valentine's Day I'll be thinking about you with a hug in my heart and a smile on my face. (2) All things bright and beautiful All things warm and wonderful That's what you are wished on Valentine's Day and always. (3) I wish you joy and I wish you laughter - I wish you lasting friendships, true love, and memories so tender that you can't stop smiling I wish you happy endings and wonderful beginnings, and I wish you everything that means happiness to you on Valentine's Day and always.
The Eight Candles of Chanukah The first candle glows with a wish for the best things in life, the second radiates the love that's in your heart. The third gleams with good luck and success in all you do, the fourth is a beam for friendships that stay with you forever. The fifth candle is a ray of closeness to family, and the sixth shines for good health. The seventh candle flickers for the joy of simple pleasures, and the eighth -- a tiny beacon of peace and happiness. TAG: As the menorah glows with light, may all your eight days of Chanukah be warm and bright with happiness.
A little prayer for the love of Easter to touch your heart. A little prayer for the peace of Easter to fill your soul. A little prayer for the joy of Easter to shine brightly in your world. Have a Joyous Easter
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
"I am the resurrection and the life. He who believes in Me, though he may die, he shall live. And whoever lives and believes in Me shall never die." John 11:25-26 May the miracle of His Resurrection live in your heart forever. Have a Blessed Easter
A Thanksgiving Blessing. May our days be blessed with the happiness that comes from living our dreams and following our hearts. May our days be blessed with the peace of finding little ways to slow the pace and quiet the soul. May our days be blessed with the contentment, laughter, and love. May today and every day be blessed with simple, quiet moments of thanksgiving.
How the Easter Bunny Got His Job Easter Egg Delivery Specialist Tryouts Guy in Red Suit Next Please Dude in Diaper Thats not right. Short Green Guy Uh, thanks, well let you know. Ridiculously Large Bunny Perfect! When can you start? Just Wanted to Deliver an Easter Wish: Have a Good One!
In triumph and in tragedy we stand united and defiant in the face of any who would challenge our commitment to our freedom to our future to our country. Celebrating all of our heroes on independence day.
Your birthday's here, you've lived another year, the hugs and high-fives, too, They're all for you -- you know it's true. As every candle twinkles, The balloons and sprinkles, Yellow, red and blue -- They're all for you! They're all for you! Have a Sweet Birthday
A Prayer at Easter Time This is the day which the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24 A Special Prayer at Easter Time That God will richly bless Your heart, your home, and those you love With lasting happiness. Have a Joyous Easter and a Beautiful Spring
Thank you, Lord, for the song of birds, For the smell of roses, unexpected, kind words. Thank you, Lord, for a child's smile. For the laughter of friends, time savored in the while. Thank you, Lord, for the little things That mean so much to me. For the new hope of mornings The softness of night, and the knowing that I'm free. Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving
The 12 Dogs of Christmas -- Drummers drumming, Pipers piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden rings, Calling birds, French hens, Turtle doves, Partridge in a pear tree Merry Christmas
He Is Risen! Every dawn tells of His Resurrection, Every sunset proclaims His glory! May your spirit rejoice and your heart be glad as you celebrate the Resurrection of Our Lord. Have a Glorious Easter
Americans! Listen up! I want YOU to have a Happy Fourth of July. That's a request directly from your Uncle Sam. Go out and romp and frolic. Or if you're too tired, you can simply cavort. Or repose yourself upon the reclining object of your choosing. And don't forget to fire up that grill. Throw a horseshoe. Have a barbeque. Throw a horseshoe at the barbeque. I don't care. Just have fun. Indulge in your cold beverage of preference. And, by all means, enjoy some fireworks. Yes, Americans, I want YOU to celebrate Independence Day. Because without Independence Day, we'd all be drinking tea and eating crumpets and fish and chips like a bunch of Queen-lovin' pudding-slurpers! That's right. You heard me. Now get out there and have a Happy Fourth of July!
For all that you have sacrificed, and everything you've done To help make this world we share a safer, better one. This comes with admiration and with gratitude to say You're thought about so often and especially today! Happy Veterans Day
"So it's home again, and home again, America for me! My heart is turning home again, and there I long to be, In the land of youth and freedom beyond the ocean bars Where the air is full of sunlight and the flag is full of stars." from "American For Me" Henry Van Dyke (1852-1933) Fill your heart with pride and celebrate America. Happy Fourth of July
CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As Im sure were all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till were impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
In the silver hush of a starry winter's night In the song of the wind through the trees In the gentle grace of snowflakes as they fall is the whispered promise of peace. Wishing you the true, deep blessings of the season.