ecard: Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints

complete verse:

And now, the Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints! Number 5… Every day it’s denim and flannel, denim and flannel. Number 4… Two words: Crow poop. Yeah, you’re real brave when you’re up there, huh? Come down here and we’ll see how tough you are! Number 3… Everybody just assumes that you can dance like that Wizard of Oz scarecrow. And by the way, a brain ain’t the first organ I’D be wishing for, you know what I’m sayin’? Number 2… This job would be a lot easier if I was packin’ heat. And the Number 1 Scarecrow Complaint... You’d be grumpy too if you had a broomstick up your a$$. Have a Happy Autumn. You'll hear no complaints from me.