KETCHUP: Ahhh...now this is the life. MUSTARD: You said it, Ketchup...Nothin' like a picnic on the Fourth of July! KETCHUP: Yep, it's my day to shine! MUSTARD: Wait...Your day? You mean my day... KETCHUP: Get outta here. Everybody knows today's a day to celebrate all things American--Baseball, apple pie, and most importantly HOTDOGS! And what's better on a hot dog than me? Good ol' Ketchup! Woo-Hoo! I rock! MUSTARD: Have you lost your mind? I go perfect on a hot dog,not you! I mean, don't get me wrong, you're good on say, french fries--- KETCHUP: FRENCH fries?!? Did you just call me French?!? MUSTARD: Lighten up, K. All I'm saying is, I'm better on hot dogs, not you... KETCHUP: Noooo...I'm better. MUSTARD: I'm better. KETCHUP: No me. MUSTARD: Me! KETCHUP: ME! MUSTARD: ME!! KETCHUP & MUSTARD: MEEEEEE!! MUSTARD: Look, let's just say we're both good on hotdogs. After all, America's the great melting pot, right? The land of the free! Home of the brave! The beacon of light for generations of peoples to come together as one... KETCHUP: Plus we're not mayonnaise. KETCHUP and MUSTARD: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! Mayonnaise! What a joke! Nobody likes you! The worst! Etc. Hope your 4th of July can't be topped!
Because of you, I've always got a sunny sky above me, And even when we're far apart I know deep down that you are thinking of me. Because of you, the fog is lifted, all the gray is gone. It's like I woke up in springtime at the very break of dawn. Because of you, Because of you, Yes, it's all because of you. Happy Valentine's Day
If youve ever wondered where being a mom fits in among your many accomplishments, I want to tell you that, to me, its your greatest success of all! Youve been everything to me a guide, a friend, and the one whos always believed in me no matter what. I owe you so much, and on Mother's Day, I hope you know I love you, and Im proud of you, too. Happy Mothers Day
Dad I want you to know that, in my heart you're always with me. Not a day goes by when I don't think about you, care about you, and wish good things for you. Not a day goes by when I don't remember how lucky I am to have a loving father like you. Happy Father's Day With Love
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
This Thanksgiving, For the beauties and abundance of the earth, for family near and far, for friends old and new, for the gift of each brand new day and the chance to make a difference, Let us give thanks. I am thankful for many blessings in my life. Knowing you is one of them Happy Thanksgiving
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. Happy St. Patrick's Day
A song for Moms Moms clean counters, butts and dishes, Cook up stuff 'cause it's nutritious, Even make it taste delicious, She's the mom, mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mommity mom Moms are great at drying tears, When we're all freaked out with fears Like a ninja, my Mom appears, 'cause she's the mom, mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mom, mommity mom Each and every step we take Every wish we ever make She makes it all a piece of cake 'cause she's the mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mommity mom Happy Mother's Day to a very special Mom!
Youre the one I love to be with, youre the one who feels so right, Youre the one I think of when I wake, and dream of every night. Youre the one who leaves me breathless, youre the one who makes me proud, Youre the one who can both drive me mad or make me laugh out loud! Youre the one who makes my heart beat fast and when its said and done, Theres no ifs or buts or maybes cause Baby, youre the one! Happy Valentine's Day
God gave the world stars and there was beauty. God gave the world sunlight and there was warmth. God gave the world rain and there was life. God gave the world Mothers and there was love. Happy Mother's Day
With Warm Thoughts and Prayers at Thanksgiving MAY God bless you with every good gift from above God touch you with kindness, compassion, and love God keep you in safety wherever you go God love you for being so special to know. Have a Blessed Thanksgiving
A Thanksgiving Prayer For Autumn, with its brilliant shades of russet, green, and gold, For all of nature's glories we are privileged to behold, For loved ones and for special friends who cheer and bless our way-- We fold our hands in heartfelt prayer on this Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving
A generous heart that gives freely and openly... A wise heart that always sees the best in people... A beautiful heart, Mom -- that's what you have, and that's one of the things I love about you. Happy Mother's Day!
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
"And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people." Luke 2:10 "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:11 "And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." Luke 2:12 Let us always remember the true meaning of Christmas.
We do it all because we're dads. Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Well Mr. Construction Is what my friends call me 'Cause all of the jobs I do are so manly, But find me at home And you'll probably see I'm the number one client at my daughter's tea party. If it's broken, we can fix it Duct tape makes it all work fine. There's no need to read a recipe -- They're just a waste of time. Do not tell Mom! We're your biggest fan, we know the score to every game you play, If your diaper's kinda smelly, Well, we'll make it go away. We don't mean to embarrass you when driving you to school... Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Happy "Dads" Day!
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
A Dad is An Amazing Man... When he sits in a recliner, IT gets relaxed. He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side...if he had one. No shirt, no shoes---he always gets service. He once asked for directions...just kidding. Google once asked him to find something. He doesn't cut the grass. The grass bows to him. Happy Father's Day to an Amazing Man!
There's the kinda strong Like a country song When the lead guitar's on fire. There's the kind like a fighter Or a rodeo rider There's the kind like a steel-belt tire. There sure are lots of different Kinds-a strong -- that's surely true, But none compare, any time anywhere To a DAD STRONG dude like you! Chorus: DAD STRONG! Dad strong! ...and it fills our hearts with gratitude. DAD STRONG! Can't be wrong! ...with a thousand watts of DAD-i-tude. DAD STRONG! Can I get an oh yeah? Happy Father's Day!
A prayer for you on this New Year's Day -- God keep you each year through And give you all the faith it takes To make your dreams come true . . . May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way and His light shine upon you now to bless this special day. Happy New Year
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
Tumbling leaves of red and gold, bright colors everywhere. Cider, apples, pumpkin pies, wild geese that fill the air. Friends and family gathered round to share Thanksgiving day. What blessings fill our hearts each time November comes our way! Happy Thanksgiving!