This one goes out to you, (RECIPIENT) Today's the birthday of a (DESCRIPTIVE TERM) Born to soar up high! Born to be a (HOBBY OR JOB) Underneath the wide (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) sky Oh yes from (RECIPIENT'S BIRTHPLACE) And all across the land they're singin' Happy birthday to you!! Oh me oh my, Gonna be a blue sky, Gonna be a happy day Cookies in the oven, gonna eat about a dozen Then you can hit the hay!! And if you listen to the wind, you can hear it sing Happy Birthday...(RECIPIENT) Happy Birthday to you!
Ooh-ooh, what cake will you get this year? Chocolate fudge, 6 or 7 tier? Tiramisu or gingerbread? Maybe a chocolate mocha mousse instead? "Forget apple pie," is what I say, 'cause, you could've had that any day. Don't you know that I heard that it was cake time. Hope some candles make the day shine. Ooohhhh, I heard that it was cake time. Another slice would be mighty fine, yummy, yummy...yeah. Have a Decadent Birthday!
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
Folks as nice as you? Well, they don't TURNIP every day -- The EGG-stra special kind that can't be BEET. So even though it's CORNy, This POULTRY little song Is meant to say I think you're really neat. Don't want to go on MILKin' this Or feed you any BULL Or HORSE around before I get to say... I'd really feel BAAAAAD If I just couldn't find the time To stop a while, and simply just say HAY.
Hope your Sweetest Day is a great day, a first-rate day, zoppit-a-bate-day. Gonna be real special Sweetest Day and everything is gonna be okay. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Sweetest Day is something to sing about!
Folks as nice as you? Well, they don't TURNIP every day -- The EGG-stra special kind that can't be BEET. So even though it's CORNy, This POULTRY little song Is meant to say I think you're really neat. Don't want to go on MILKin' this Or feed you any BULL Or HORSE around before I get to say... I'd really feel BAAAAAD If I didn't say Thank EWE, And hope you have a mighty special day! Thank You Kindly.
January 27th Thomas Crapper Day Honoring the man responsible for the modern flush toilet on the anniversary of his death in 1910. Don't let this day go down the toilet - Get off your butt and celebrate! It's Thomas Crapper Day!
Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
Hola "RECIPIENT" It's your birthday, we're here to party, And sing to you. It's from "SENDER" Hope you are bueno, the fun will rain-o The whole day through. From the gulf up to the mountains, The city lights and fountains, We hope you're birthday's excellente. Cuz today you're turning "AGE" So perhaps you should "ACTIVITY" Cuz today is your day Hola "RECIPIENT" You deserve a grand fiesta, And later on siesta, And the best of everything! Happy Birthday
He is the message of Christmas in the thoughtful things you do, He is the spirit of Christmas every day the whole year through, He is the promise of Christmas in your heart forever new, May Christ, God's only son, give both peace and joy to you. He is the Reason for the Season
I wanna wanna wish you a happy birthday, I wanna wanna help you celebrate. I wanna wanna wish you lots of presents, I wanna wanna help you eat your cake. If you party party in the island way you be jammin' till the light of day. Your birthday birthday is your day to shine Another year and you be lookin' fine. So have no worries and don't hesitate, it's time to party party, time to celebrate. Hope your birthday's happy all day and all night!
Well the mountain springs and the morning breeze are calling your name! Happy Birthday, Dear (recipient's name) It ring-ding-ding-ding-dings like music to my ears! Let's celebrate (xx Years)! Hope your birthday's guten! Come on and shake your booten! From my head down to my toes-en; every stitch of lederhosen, Wishes you a birthday beyond compare! May the sunlight sparkle in your (type of eyes), And the wind blow gently through your (type of hair)! Happy Birth-da-day-hee-hoo!
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Hope your Valentine's is a sweet day, a neat day, zoppit-a-beet-day. Gonna be a real special Valentine and everything is gonna be just fine. Whoa-oh-oh. Yeah. Hope your Valentine's Day is something to sing about!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
The things that matter most in our lives are not the things we've acquired along the way -- but rather the treasure chest of moments, memories, and experiences shared with the people we love... Happy Thanksgiving
Easter Sunday! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Choc'late bunnies! Choc'late bunnies! In the basket! They're fantastic! The grass is plastic! Eat every jelly bean -- The yellow, pink and green! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Eat your candy! Hallelujah! Hope your Easter begins and ends on a happy note!
Autumn skies, crisp clean air... bright leaves falling here and there... pies are baking, meals prepared... warmth and hugs and laughter shared. Wishing you all the special things a beautiful Thanksgiving brings.
A new year is a reminder to celebrate all the things that are good in your world the people you love, the places you are part of, the memories you hold on to all those unforgettable moments when you close your eyes and breathe in life with a smile. May your heart be filled with lots of little reasons to celebrate at the New Year and always
Lyrics: Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. It's you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthdays all about you. With singing and greetings and festive proceedings, from morning till late in the day, Youre the star of the show and youre MAGNIFICO put the hip in the hip-hip-hooray! Its you-a day to celebrate, its you day to have-a-some fun With sweets and treats and you fav-or-ite eats, and youll have a wonderful one. Its you day to have-a you cake. Its you-a day to eat-a it too Its you-a day to get your way cause you-a birthday is all about you. Heres hoping your day may be MOLTO BENE* with wishes from all of your friends! And problems? Theyll be no with everything FINO** until-a you birthday it ends! Happy Birthday!
(song lyrics) : Valentine's Day / It's when love is in the air / A day for sweet candy on your lips / Sweet nothings in your ear / Candy kisses roses red / Everywhere the love is spread / Fills your heart with such a glow / Feels so good oh oh / If Cupid sets his sight on you / Ain't nothing baby you can do / Let him pull that string back on his bow / Pierce you with his love arrow / Now can't you just feel it / It's the day for Valentines / Hoping yours is extra fine / And I'm here to simply say / Since you're totally the best / B - E - S - T / Such a cut above the rest / Such a cut above the rest / Happy Valentine's Day!
Oh (recipient's name) Here's a very special birthday song Made just for you by (sender's name) Let's all sing along! We'll celebrate, but not with cake, Just blow out all the candles On your (recipient's favorite food) More fun than you can handle! Oh (recipient's name) You're *turning (recipient's age) today! So hope all your birthday wishes come your way-- Have a Happy Birthday! It's your birthday-- find your happy place!
It's a brand new year... Let's spread our wings. Let's capture the magic. Let's live in the moment. Let's dream big. Let's make memories. Let's spread sunshine. Let's come together and celebrate life. Happy New Year
Im just a little valentine, Im simple, small and plain. I didnt come from Paris, France Or Italy, or Spain. Im just a little valentine, Im humble and Im tiny, I dont come stamped with foil That is silver, red, or shiny. Im just a little valentine, Ive got no bows or lace, With just a few sweet words To put a smile on your face. Im just a little valentine -- A simple song with art But Im sending you a GREAT BIG wish That comes straight from my heart: Happy Valentine's Day!
A season of rebirth... A time of renewal... A day of resurrection... Today we share the peace and joy that God offered us, when He gave us His only son. Tag: Wishing you a blessed Easter filled with God's love.
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
A generous heart that gives freely and openly... A wise heart that always sees the best in people... A beautiful heart, Mom -- that's what you have, and that's one of the things I love about you. Happy Mother's Day!
Moms warm our hearts, because they care and when we call, they're always there. Moms make us smile, they light the way they even hear what we don't say--- That's why moms are loved and wished a Happy Mother's Day!
Dad I want you to know that, in my heart you're always with me. Not a day goes by when I don't think about you, care about you, and wish good things for you. Not a day goes by when I don't remember how lucky I am to have a loving father like you. Happy Father's Day With Love
God gave the world stars and there was beauty. God gave the world sunlight and there was warmth. God gave the world rain and there was life. God gave the world Mothers and there was love. Happy Mother's Day
For all the fun and adventures we've had together all the hugs and heart-to-hearts that we've shared. For the secrets and stories that have passed between us the personal triumphs that only two who know each other so well could appreciate. For all the ordinary days when we've just called to say hello, to hear a familiar voice who'd understand... ...and for all the special memories that are yet to come... Thanks, and Happy Birthday
Love and praise And heartfelt gratitude, These I send On Mother's Day to you: Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, Thank you, For everything you do. And just for being you! Thank you For all The ways You care And how you're always there With all the love you share... Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
A song for Moms Moms clean counters, butts and dishes, Cook up stuff 'cause it's nutritious, Even make it taste delicious, She's the mom, mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mommity mom Moms are great at drying tears, When we're all freaked out with fears Like a ninja, my Mom appears, 'cause she's the mom, mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mom, mommity mom Each and every step we take Every wish we ever make She makes it all a piece of cake 'cause she's the mom, mommity mom, Yeah, she's the mom, mommity mom Happy Mother's Day to a very special Mom!
Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's grand being green! Whether just for the day or forever. We've got all the blarney, We've got all the luck, We're witty, good-looking and clever! Oh, kiss me I'm Irish, It's fun being green! We're charming, outspoken and friendly, There's two types of people: There's those who are green, And those who are just green with envy! Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
This Thanksgiving, For the beauties and abundance of the earth, for family near and far, for friends old and new, for the gift of each brand new day and the chance to make a difference, Let us give thanks. I am thankful for many blessings in my life. Knowing you is one of them Happy Thanksgiving
With Warm Thoughts and Prayers at Thanksgiving MAY God bless you with every good gift from above God touch you with kindness, compassion, and love God keep you in safety wherever you go God love you for being so special to know. Have a Blessed Thanksgiving
It takes a special man like you to be a great dad a man who puts family first, who guides with strength and listens with love a man who simply gives his best and doesnt stop to think about how wonderful he is on Fathers Day and always, Id just like to say, youre loved, youre appreciated, youre the best.
This is a happy Boss's Day wish just for you, the... always-there-for-me, would-do-anything-for-me, trustworthy-loyal-helpful-friendly wouldn't-want-another, couldn't want-a-better, thanks-for-all-you-do-for-me Happy Boss's Day!
If youve ever wondered where being a mom fits in among your many accomplishments, I want to tell you that, to me, its your greatest success of all! Youve been everything to me a guide, a friend, and the one whos always believed in me no matter what. I owe you so much, and on Mother's Day, I hope you know I love you, and Im proud of you, too. Happy Mothers Day
Tumbling leaves of red and gold, bright colors everywhere. Cider, apples, pumpkin pies, wild geese that fill the air. Friends and family gathered round to share Thanksgiving day. What blessings fill our hearts each time November comes our way! Happy Thanksgiving!
A JULY 4TH TRIBUTE to America the Beautiful -- Oh Beautiful, for spacious skies For amber waves of grain For purple mountain majesties Above the fruited plain America, America, God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good With brotherhood From sea to shining sea. Wishing you a very happy and peaceful 4th of July!
Youre the one I love to be with, youre the one who feels so right, Youre the one I think of when I wake, and dream of every night. Youre the one who leaves me breathless, youre the one who makes me proud, Youre the one who can both drive me mad or make me laugh out loud! Youre the one who makes my heart beat fast and when its said and done, Theres no ifs or buts or maybes cause Baby, youre the one! Happy Valentine's Day
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
Butterflies, bees and the blooms on the trees, God has given us beauty. He's nurtured and blessed every hive, nook and nest, God has given us love. At this time of rebirth for all creatures on earth and the promise of life all around. God Bless You at Easter and Always!
Hey, I know how much you like getting the latest tech stuff, so for Father's Day I searched all over the web and got you something really special! This electronic greeting! (it's the most advanced model they had) Hope you like it! Happy Father's Day
A Thanksgiving Prayer For Autumn, with its brilliant shades of russet, green, and gold, For all of nature's glories we are privileged to behold, For loved ones and for special friends who cheer and bless our way-- We fold our hands in heartfelt prayer on this Thanksgiving Day. Happy Thanksgiving
A Dad is An Amazing Man... When he sits in a recliner, IT gets relaxed. He wouldn't mind showing his feminine side...if he had one. No shirt, no shoes---he always gets service. He once asked for directions...just kidding. Google once asked him to find something. He doesn't cut the grass. The grass bows to him. Happy Father's Day to an Amazing Man!
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
If I gave you a Valentine for every time you made a difference in my life... for every time you listened or cheered me up or shared my good mood... or taught me something important about myself and the world... It would only begin to show you how very much you mean to me. On Valentine's Day and always, you're an important part of my life.
A Special New Year Message for You. "Believe" Believe in yourself -- in the power you have to control your own life, day by day Believe in the strength that you have deep inside, and your faith will help show you the way... Believe in tomorrow and what it will bring -- let a hopeful heart carry you through... For things will work out if you trust and believe there's no limit to what you can do! The sky's the limit, so have your happiest year yet!
And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them and the glory of the Lord shone around them, and they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David, a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God and saying Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men. May the Glory of the Story Fill Your Heart with Joy. Have a Blessed Christmas
There's the kinda strong Like a country song When the lead guitar's on fire. There's the kind like a fighter Or a rodeo rider There's the kind like a steel-belt tire. There sure are lots of different Kinds-a strong -- that's surely true, But none compare, any time anywhere To a DAD STRONG dude like you! Chorus: DAD STRONG! Dad strong! ...and it fills our hearts with gratitude. DAD STRONG! Can't be wrong! ...with a thousand watts of DAD-i-tude. DAD STRONG! Can I get an oh yeah? Happy Father's Day!
We do it all because we're dads. Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Well Mr. Construction Is what my friends call me 'Cause all of the jobs I do are so manly, But find me at home And you'll probably see I'm the number one client at my daughter's tea party. If it's broken, we can fix it Duct tape makes it all work fine. There's no need to read a recipe -- They're just a waste of time. Do not tell Mom! We're your biggest fan, we know the score to every game you play, If your diaper's kinda smelly, Well, we'll make it go away. We don't mean to embarrass you when driving you to school... Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Because we're dads! Because we're dads! We do it all because we're dads! Happy "Dads" Day!
Aint got no room for haters Cuz Im spreadin the love As Im rainin down my arrows From the heavens above When I send one in the air, its like an angel chorus sings Cuz I got ice on my nappies & bling on my wings. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D Its Valentines Day, yall, thanks to me. Yea, February One-Four is my day to shine Seen around the world on lotsa Valentines Blessin all yer candy hearts with my Heavenly flows, & Lyrics silky-smoother than a thorn-less rose. Do my fly-bys, then sip up on some pink champagne, In My Crib on Cloud Nine Just off of Lovers Ln. See, Im Q to the P to the I to tha D My aim is true, and yall agree Yeah, Q to the P to the I to tha D & Thats My Valentines Rapping Spree. Happy Valentine's Day, Yo!
You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, May your home be filled with happiness, your hearts with love, your days with joy, at Christmas and always. Merry Christmas from the Johnson Family.
However you spend it, here's hoping your day Is one that will bring lots of pleasure your way --- And then, when it's over, here's wishing you, too, Enough of life's good things to last all year through! Happy Father's Day and Happiness Always
Wishing you more moments to relax, more time to do the things you want, and more days when everything goes your way . . . Youre a wonderful father, and no one deserves the very best in life more than you do. Happy Fathers Day
From the land they call Erin, Here's a wish that I'm sharin' -- A toast to us all on this day of good cheer: May the road rise up to ya, And the wind not blow through ya, With your glass overflowing with green-colored beer! With green colored beer, With green colored beer, A toast to us all on this day of good cheer! Cheers to a Happy St. Patrick's Day
The good man brings good things out of the good stored up in his heart . . . [Luke 6:45] The perfect combination of wisdom, faith, and strength . . . you're everything a father should be. Thanks, Dad, Happy Father's Day
"And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people." Luke 2:10 "For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord." Luke 2:11 "And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger." Luke 2:12 Let us always remember the true meaning of Christmas.
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!
Choose a card verse (1) This Valentine's Day I'll be thinking about you with a hug in my heart and a smile on my face. (2) All things bright and beautiful All things warm and wonderful That's what you are wished on Valentine's Day and always. (3) I wish you joy and I wish you laughter - I wish you lasting friendships, true love, and memories so tender that you can't stop smiling I wish you happy endings and wonderful beginnings, and I wish you everything that means happiness to you on Valentine's Day and always.
My mother deserves bouquets the best flowers thy can grow perfume and jewelry, chocolates and cookie dough. I'm glad it's Mother's Day So I can say "Hello." I'd do it anyway, I'm not a fool, you know. My mom deserves stuff Like a really great kid, And who's that great kid? That would be me. That would be me. Thaaaaaaaaaaaattt would be ME. Happy Mother's Day!
It's Halloveen... and I just vanted to say... Hello my baby Halloveen evening Happiest day all year. I've been cooped up enough, Tonight I can strut my stuff. Halloveen candy, It's mighty dandy -- The party is here Music is in the air Tonight we spook and scare. Pumpkins are lighted, We're all excited, Raise up a glass of cheer, I've got to catch a flight! Have an amazing night! Wishing you a SPOOK-tacular Halloween
At Rosh Hashanah Life gives us many blessings, but the nicest kind by far Is knowing certain people who are as special as you are. That's why this brings you wishes when Rosh Hashanah's here For all the best that life can bring throughout the coming year! Shanah Tovah
I remember my arms around you for the first time . . . I remember the breathless anticipation I felt as our lips met. I remember those feelings so clearly, because theyre still in my heart each time I look at you or touch you, my forever love. I miss you . . . Happy Valentines Day
A professional leader, a teacher and guide, Someone who's willing to be on your side, A mentor who helps you and brings out your best --- There's a wonderful boss behind every success. You're someone who not only knows what it means to be a success, but who knows how to help others achieve their goals. Happy Boss's Day
We must hasten to tell them! Come hurry, as they need to know right away! Peter! Simon Peter! What is it, Mary? They have taken away the Lord out of the sepulchre, and we know not where they have laid him. John 20:2The Lord is risen indeed... Luke 24:34 May your Easter be filled with all the blessings of our risen Lord.
Just before you go to bed tonight, look out your window. See that one little star shining down just for you? Every time it twinkles, it's me saying I love you, and I can't wait intil you're here with me again. Happy Valentine's Day
There's a certain wisdom, a deep sensitivity and an indescribable capacity to love... that a woman acquires at the moment she becomes someone's mother. It's a beautiful thing and a miracle to behold. Happy Mother's Day to a wonderful woman who's an extraordinary mother.
Because of you, I've always got a sunny sky above me, And even when we're far apart I know deep down that you are thinking of me. Because of you, the fog is lifted, all the gray is gone. It's like I woke up in springtime at the very break of dawn. Because of you, Because of you, Yes, it's all because of you. Happy Valentine's Day
KETCHUP: Ahhh...now this is the life. MUSTARD: You said it, Ketchup...Nothin' like a picnic on the Fourth of July! KETCHUP: Yep, it's my day to shine! MUSTARD: Wait...Your day? You mean my day... KETCHUP: Get outta here. Everybody knows today's a day to celebrate all things American--Baseball, apple pie, and most importantly HOTDOGS! And what's better on a hot dog than me? Good ol' Ketchup! Woo-Hoo! I rock! MUSTARD: Have you lost your mind? I go perfect on a hot dog,not you! I mean, don't get me wrong, you're good on say, french fries--- KETCHUP: FRENCH fries?!? Did you just call me French?!? MUSTARD: Lighten up, K. All I'm saying is, I'm better on hot dogs, not you... KETCHUP: Noooo...I'm better. MUSTARD: I'm better. KETCHUP: No me. MUSTARD: Me! KETCHUP: ME! MUSTARD: ME!! KETCHUP & MUSTARD: MEEEEEE!! MUSTARD: Look, let's just say we're both good on hotdogs. After all, America's the great melting pot, right? The land of the free! Home of the brave! The beacon of light for generations of peoples to come together as one... KETCHUP: Plus we're not mayonnaise. KETCHUP and MUSTARD: Bwa-ha-ha-ha-haa! Mayonnaise! What a joke! Nobody likes you! The worst! Etc. Hope your 4th of July can't be topped!
Hope you enjoy every little thing about your birthday... Every candle on your cake, Every special wish you make, Every smile that comes your way... Every moment of your day! Happy Birthday to (receiver's name)
For a Wonderful Mom with My Love I love you for so many reasons, Mom, and they all come down to the wonderful woman you are and the special ways you show how much family matters to you. Just knowing you want what's best and care about my happiness makes me feel grateful to have you in my life. Happy Valentine's Day
Every life has a purpose, every heart, every face... Every journey has a meaning, Every soul has its grace. Any fault can be forgiven, any vow can start anew. With each sunrise, new beginnings, a new world just for you. New hope, new chance, new life. Happy New Year and Shana Tova.
You can change ANY of the words in this eCard! Right now it reads, Friends fill the world with the most wonderful light. At Christmas and always, I treasure the friendship we share. Have a wonderful Holiday Season.
10. O Holiday Tree 9. Have Yourself a Merry Little Day of Winter 8. Frosty the Snowperson 7. Chestnuts Roasting on a Safely Contained, Continuously Monitored, Eco-friendly, Non-toxic Outdoor Fire (for Which I Do Have a Permit) 6. Higher Power Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen 5. Grandma Allegedly Got Run Over By an Unidentified Non-Human Perpetrator 4. Deck the Halls with Boughs of Unendangered Foliage (If Office Policy Permits) 3. Hark! The Herald Mythical Winged Creature Sings 2. I Saw Mommy Greeting Santa Claus with a Purely Platonic Expression of Inoffensive Mutual Affection 1. Ill Be Home for a Short Period of Time in December Hope your holiday rocks.
Its Valentines Day, and I have a confession to make Lately Ive been having impure, lusty thoughts about you doing kinky, UNMENTIONABLE things to my body. Im so ashamed. Why, I wouldnt blame you if you wanted to tie me up, take me over your knee, and spank me. Happy Valentines Day!
At the New Year. On Rosh Hashanah, it is written On Yom Kippur, it is sealed. May it be written and may it be sealed that you have a new year that brings fulfillment and happiness, peace and prosperity-all of life's very best things. Have a Happy , Healthy New Year
Somewhere in the flurry of the season may we find TIME TO DREAM about that blessed holy night THAT CHANGED THE WORLD... TIME TO REMEMBER the truths he taught and everything HE HAD DONE FOR US. TIME TO GIVE THANKS with all our hearts THAT GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD. "For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever BELIEVES in him shall not perish but have eternal life." JOHN 3:16 Thinking special thoughts of you and warmly wishing you quiet moments to reflect on all the ways GOD HAS BLESSED YOUR LIFE. Merry Christmas
An Old Irish Blessing for You May the road rise up to meet you. May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields, and until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand. Happy St. Patrick's Day
A little prayer for the love of Easter to touch your heart. A little prayer for the peace of Easter to fill your soul. A little prayer for the joy of Easter to shine brightly in your world. Have a Joyous Easter
How the Easter Bunny Got His Job Easter Egg Delivery Specialist Tryouts Guy in Red Suit Next Please Dude in Diaper Thats not right. Short Green Guy Uh, thanks, well let you know. Ridiculously Large Bunny Perfect! When can you start? Just Wanted to Deliver an Easter Wish: Have a Good One!
Looks like our little friends could use a hand. Click on the largest snowball. Those snowballs are pretty heavy. Help by dragging the snowballs into place. Almost done! For some finishing touches, click the snowman. (animals are humming) We wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Happy Mother's Day, Receiver(s) -- You're a woman who knows the secret to happiness... -- Be proud of what you have to give, Give with all your love and love with all your heart. -- Have a Wonderful Day
A prayer for you on this New Year's Day -- God keep you each year through And give you all the faith it takes To make your dreams come true . . . May His love and wisdom always help to guide you on your way and His light shine upon you now to bless this special day. Happy New Year
What does an inspiring boss do? Motivates and encourages... Supports... Listens... Totally has your back... Trusts and guides... Shares, teaches, mentors... Leads... Makes you better. For all of this and more... Happy Boss's Day
I wish we could be together to celebrate your special day but I want you to know I'll be celebrating it with you in my heart a heart that's filled with so much love for you now and always. Happy Birthday
Dad, As days have turned to years, and you've watched me grow up... from that little girl who made you smile into the woman I am today, one thing has never changed... I've always wanted nothing more than to make you proud of me. With all the love in my heart, I wish you a Happy Father's Day.
He Is Risen! Every dawn tells of His Resurrection, Every sunset proclaims His glory! May your spirit rejoice and your heart be glad as you celebrate the Resurrection of Our Lord. Have a Glorious Easter