Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
For A Wonderful Son You're everything a parent could ever hope for in a son. Your considerate, caring nature, your honesty, and your sense of humor -- all of this, and so much more, makes a parent very proud . . . Hope you know how much you're loved -- and how great it is having a wonderful son like you. Happy Birthday
I have confidence that Christ Jesus began good work in you, and He will carry it on to completion The Lord will see it through. I thank my God every time every time I remember you, sharing His love and His grace. We will rejoice in the Lord, and follow His ways. On your birthday, I just want you to know how thankful I am for the blessing you are to me.
Dear Brother, I may not always tell you, but I hope you know how special you are to me, how much I appreciate the friendship between us. I feel proud to have such a kind, generous person for my brotherAnd today, I hope you know all the good things I wish for you, and all the love that's in my heart for one very special brother. Happy Birthday
For a Daughter-in-law Who Means So Much Family ties are precious bonds that passing time endears -- A special warmth and closeness that grows stronger through the years. It isn't any wonder that you're thought about today And wished a lot of happiness -- much more than words can say -- For you're a wonderful "daughter" and, each day all year through, The very nices things in life should happen just for you! Happy Birthday with Love
On your birthday, Dad, I wanna thank you for teaching me so many valuable lessons, like - "Money doesn't grow on chickens before they're hatched", "The early bird gets a job worth doing well", "Two wrongs don't make a penny earned." and you thought everything you said went in one ear, and walked a mile in their shoes. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to the man I love- always and forever You're everything I ever wanted in a man... A heart that's warm and caring, a spirit that's wild and free... ...a soul that's deep and compassionate, a smile that's kind and sincere, a love that's strong and secure. You're a gift, a blessing, a treasure... You complete me. I only hope I give as much to you as you give to me- every day. Happy Birthday, my love
What Is a Special Friend? A special friend is a friend who shares, one who listens, one who cares . . . One who's quick to lend a hand, to ease a hurt, to understand . . . A special friend is a blending of loyalty and cheer and love . . . Faith and trust and kindness, too -- in short, it's someone just like you! Happy Birthday
Some Sons (A Birthday poem just for you) Some sons are polite and sweet. Some have nasty-smelling feet. Some join bands and play the drums. Others exercise their thumbs . . . Some do well in every class. Some delight in passing gas. Some are rude and awfully loud . . . And some sure make their family proud! (You're definitely one of those!) Happy Birthday, Son.
A niece is Naturally nice In her own loving way, Each smile that she smiles Can brighten a day -- Especially when she's like you! Just want to tell you what a joy it is to have you for a niece, how much beauty you bring into the world, and how very special you are. Have a Wonderful Birthday
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Happy Birthday to a great Dad!
A lot can happen in a year --; the earth travels all the way around the sun, the seasons complete their cycles, and countless new stars appear in the night sky. Imagine all the possibilities this year has in store for you. Hope You Have a Wonderful Birthday