How Dogs Celebrate Birthdays 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. Wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny-looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your birthday is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)
Dear Brother, I may not always tell you, but I hope you know how special you are to me, how much I appreciate the friendship between us. I feel proud to have such a kind, generous person for my brotherAnd today, I hope you know all the good things I wish for you, and all the love that's in my heart for one very special brother. Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday to the man I love- always and forever You're everything I ever wanted in a man... A heart that's warm and caring, a spirit that's wild and free... ...a soul that's deep and compassionate, a smile that's kind and sincere, a love that's strong and secure. You're a gift, a blessing, a treasure... You complete me. I only hope I give as much to you as you give to me- every day. Happy Birthday, my love
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
Just hold my hand and youll feel it . . . Look in my eyes and youll see it . . . Listen when I whisper your name and youll hear it . . . Kiss me and youll be absolutely sure . . . I am just crazy about you! Happy Birthday
For a Daughter-in-law Who Means So Much Family ties are precious bonds that passing time endears -- A special warmth and closeness that grows stronger through the years. It isn't any wonder that you're thought about today And wished a lot of happiness -- much more than words can say -- For you're a wonderful "daughter" and, each day all year through, The very nices things in life should happen just for you! Happy Birthday with Love
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
A niece is Naturally nice In her own loving way, Each smile that she smiles Can brighten a day -- Especially when she's like you! Just want to tell you what a joy it is to have you for a niece, how much beauty you bring into the world, and how very special you are. Have a Wonderful Birthday
A lot can happen in a year --; the earth travels all the way around the sun, the seasons complete their cycles, and countless new stars appear in the night sky. Imagine all the possibilities this year has in store for you. Hope You Have a Wonderful Birthday
It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
Dear Dad, On your birthday, I'm thinking about you -- how much you mean to me and all the ways you've made such a wonderful difference in my life . . . Thank you for having faith during the times when I had to do it on my own, and for being there when things didn't work out exactly how I thought they would. Thank you for all that you are -- my wonderful, wise, and loving father. Happy Birthday with Love
For A Special Mom More beautiful than all the flowers that blossom is the heart of a loving mother. Thinking warm thoughts of you, Mom, and wishing you a day that's as special as you are! Happy Birthday
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
I love you because you're incredibly sexy. You make me laugh. You're honest with me. You listen. You're gentle and kind... You're the world's greatest kisser. You believe in me. Your hugs are the best. You're fun and surprising. You're a romantic at heart. You care about us. You're so lovable. I love you... just because. Happy Birthday