It's time for really random objects celebrating birthdays, yeah. Are you kidding? I love birthdays! I usually don't get many gifts for my birthday-- mostly just cash. Yeah, me too. I'd like to get a kitten for my birthday. I'm not really a dog person. I get so many birthday cards! There might even be one in here for you! I love birthdays, but I never get my own birthday I always have to celebrate it with you-know-who. Bleep! birthdays! Hey, hey, hey! Leave me alone! What's wrong with the mailbox on the corner? I'm in the prime of my life. I've still got plenty of time. Nevermind. OMG! I get so excited for birthdays! Hope your birthday is full of random fun!
Just hold my hand and youll feel it . . . Look in my eyes and youll see it . . . Listen when I whisper your name and youll hear it . . . Kiss me and youll be absolutely sure . . . I am just crazy about you! Happy Birthday
For a Daughter-in-law Who Means So Much Family ties are precious bonds that passing time endears -- A special warmth and closeness that grows stronger through the years. It isn't any wonder that you're thought about today And wished a lot of happiness -- much more than words can say -- For you're a wonderful "daughter" and, each day all year through, The very nices things in life should happen just for you! Happy Birthday with Love
Boobs or Butt It's Not Rocket Science Instructions: Look at the pictures. Boobs? Butt? You be the judge. Make an educated guess, click your choice, and get a view of the bigger picture. Close Hope Your Birthday Is Happy no ifs ands or butts!
A niece is Naturally nice In her own loving way, Each smile that she smiles Can brighten a day -- Especially when she's like you! Just want to tell you what a joy it is to have you for a niece, how much beauty you bring into the world, and how very special you are. Have a Wonderful Birthday
For A Special Mom More beautiful than all the flowers that blossom is the heart of a loving mother. Thinking warm thoughts of you, Mom, and wishing you a day that's as special as you are! Happy Birthday
Dear Dad, On your birthday, I'm thinking about you -- how much you mean to me and all the ways you've made such a wonderful difference in my life . . . Thank you for having faith during the times when I had to do it on my own, and for being there when things didn't work out exactly how I thought they would. Thank you for all that you are -- my wonderful, wise, and loving father. Happy Birthday with Love
A lot can happen in a year --; the earth travels all the way around the sun, the seasons complete their cycles, and countless new stars appear in the night sky. Imagine all the possibilities this year has in store for you. Hope You Have a Wonderful Birthday
I love you because you're incredibly sexy. You make me laugh. You're honest with me. You listen. You're gentle and kind... You're the world's greatest kisser. You believe in me. Your hugs are the best. You're fun and surprising. You're a romantic at heart. You care about us. You're so lovable. I love you... just because. Happy Birthday
In honor of your birthday, an exotic dancer is here to help you celebrate - and the best part is, you get to pick the moves! Warning: Adult Material Click here to proceed. Start by filling the boxes below with the steamy dance steps. It's easy! Just drag them down with your mouse in any order you want! THE STEPS: Full Frontal Workin' It Hard Who's Your Daddy? Naked Handstand Swingin' 'Em High HAPPY BIRTHDAY
There is something timeless about the friendship we share. I can't quite remember how things were before you and I can't imagine how they would be without you. So on the day that celebrates the moment you came into this world. I celebrate the moment you came into my life... and the wonderful friendship we share. Happy Birthday My Forever Friend