Hey there (recipient's name) Today is (occasion) Wanna send a little slice of paradise your way! Straight from (sender's name) Hope you're (favorite activity) Do whatever you want, cause it's a special day! Out at the tiki hut, Take a drink from a coconut! Sing songs by the ocean front, for you. These sunny skies -- so blue, A little bar with an ocean view, Singin' this song, just for you. Sending a little song just for you!
Well it's gettin' kinda chilly It's the sled-ridin' time of year Time to wish you (occasion) Filled with joyfulness and cheer (sender's name) wants you to know the good times are here This toboggan is a-rockin' Look out everyone below! Straight from (sender's location) Here's a wild, joyride "Hello!" Frosty fun on the run just a-tearin' through the winter snow This toboggan is a-rockin', through the snow! This toboggan is a-rockin', Go! Go! Go! Another year over; another begun (event from past year) It sure was fun! This toboggan is a-rockin', yeah, Hope you're doing awesome! Let's go! Have a Rockin' Day!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
It's time to get funky, (recipient's name)! Yow! Hey! Hey! Hey! Come on! We gotta, gotta sing about (special occasion)! Let's celebrate! This is gonna be great! Cut loose! And go (favorite activity) You're the greatest one around! Put on your (favorite clothes) Can you dig what I'm puttin' down! Let's get funky! Wow! I'll say it again (special occasion)! Wow! Hear me now! Have a funkadelic day!
Got a second to swing by to say hello? Do it with this personalized add-a-photo! Simply submit your photo, and well put it on an animated TBD and send it to the person or persons of your choice in the form of a Just Because ecard. Click on the button below to select your photo. Close-up face shots work best, so be sure you use a nice, clear photo! Just swinging by to say Hi!
The threat is real. In homes across the worldAt any momentWithout warningRenegade hormones can ATTACK! That's why the Homelife Security PMS Advisory System was developed. The Homelife Security PMS Advisory System is designed to help often-complacent males recognize the PMS warning signs and become better prepared in the event of an attack. SEVERE - Secure objects that may be thrown. - Hide all sharp implements. - Hide yourself. - Close windows (so that neighbors can't hear ranting, raving, and crying) - Be prepared to flee at a moment's notice. HIGH - Expect wild mood swings. - Bloating may cause attacks on closets, drawers, and significant others. - Keeping your mouth shut is a solid contingency plan. - Stock large quantities of chocolate. ELEVATED - You may think it's only "that time," but PMS attacks can occur spontaneously. - Avoid flip comments and lame attempts at humor. - Approach with caution. - Be prepared for general weepiness. - Memorize escape routes. GUARDED - Hormones happen. - You can relax somewhat, but it's wise to be on guard! - Review emergency procedures. - Practice protective responses such us ducking and groveling. LOW - The evil twin has disappeared.(That was sooo last week) - Things are calm and normal behavior patterns reestablished. - Apologies are accepted and all is well - for now! Just remember - hormones are out there, AND THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! No cause for alarm - Just saying "Hi."
Im happy, todays a good day, Im all smiles Cause Im not rolled up and stuck inside a dresser drawer or buried with tube socks and smelly argyles in a hamper or a big pile on the floor. A socks life can be somewhat exciting Though things rarely happen that are drastic, For feet, our job is to be inviting By staying fuzzy and elastic So lets raise our reinforced toes up and cheer Well hug every single foot we have a chance to meet. From cotton to nylon to wool and cashmere Well claim victory every time we face de feet Feet Feet How we love the feet Feet Feet Life is surely sweet Go on runs, jogs, or walks Dont forget were your socks. Todays a good day. Enjoy it.
Office Voodoo. Is someone at work making your life miserable? Then it's time forContinue. Virtual office VOODOO! Continue. Just type the name of the person you'd like to get back at in the space provided, select your method of office "torture" and let the fun begin! Continue. Fountain Pen. Hot Coffee. Push Pins. Staple Gun. Gas Attack. Night Janitor. Shredder. Type name here. Done. New name. Censored. Hope that helped you feel better. Now get back to work! Click here email to a friend!
Its time to test your concentration with THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION GAME! Think you have amazing powers of concentrations? Prove it! See if you can resist the eye candy and spot the details. Well let you know how you did at the end! Youll have 5 seconds to look at an image START NOW! Just wanted you to know I was "remembering" you! Have a Nice Day!