Im happy, todays a good day, Im all smiles Cause Im not rolled up and stuck inside a dresser drawer or buried with tube socks and smelly argyles in a hamper or a big pile on the floor. A socks life can be somewhat exciting Though things rarely happen that are drastic, For feet, our job is to be inviting By staying fuzzy and elastic So lets raise our reinforced toes up and cheer Well hug every single foot we have a chance to meet. From cotton to nylon to wool and cashmere Well claim victory every time we face de feet Feet Feet How we love the feet Feet Feet Life is surely sweet Go on runs, jogs, or walks Dont forget were your socks. Todays a good day. Enjoy it.
Got a second to swing by to say hello? Do it with this personalized add-a-photo! Simply submit your photo, and well put it on an animated TBD and send it to the person or persons of your choice in the form of a Just Because ecard. Click on the button below to select your photo. Close-up face shots work best, so be sure you use a nice, clear photo! Just swinging by to say Hi!
Welcome to the "Just Because" Jukebox, the only greeting that lets you customize a song with any name you choose! Use the drop-down list to select the name to be sung in the Song there are hundreds to choose from! Click "Continue" once you've picked a name. Select a range: A-G H-M N-Z: Search A-G H-M N-Z: Can't find a name? Check here. Continue Building Your "Just Because" Jukebox Greeting! It's Ready! Click the "Continue" button to see your greeting! Remember - only members can send this card! Join first to make a card you can send. Already a member? Sign in above!
Im guessing youve got nothing better to do, so lets play Quarters! Play Game Instructions Click on the hand to bounce a quarter into a shotglass. The glasses are moving, so be sure to watch your timing! You have ten chances to sink at least five quarters in order to move through to the next level. The point values go up with every level, but so does the speed of the shot glasses! For every miss, you must take a drink at the end of the round. With each drink you sobriety meter will decrease. DONE Hows life in the fast lane? Cheers to you!
I don't have gossip about our friends. I'm not gonna tell you how a movie ends. I've no suggestions to submit, or cosmic wavelengths to transmit. I don't have any breaking news to share, and I won't yell that life's not fair. There's no big sale (unfortunately). I'm not collecting for charity. This isn't some bad talent show... It's just a song to say, Hello!
The threat is real. In homes across the worldAt any momentWithout warningRenegade hormones can ATTACK! That's why the Homelife Security PMS Advisory System was developed. The Homelife Security PMS Advisory System is designed to help often-complacent males recognize the PMS warning signs and become better prepared in the event of an attack. SEVERE - Secure objects that may be thrown. - Hide all sharp implements. - Hide yourself. - Close windows (so that neighbors can't hear ranting, raving, and crying) - Be prepared to flee at a moment's notice. HIGH - Expect wild mood swings. - Bloating may cause attacks on closets, drawers, and significant others. - Keeping your mouth shut is a solid contingency plan. - Stock large quantities of chocolate. ELEVATED - You may think it's only "that time," but PMS attacks can occur spontaneously. - Avoid flip comments and lame attempts at humor. - Approach with caution. - Be prepared for general weepiness. - Memorize escape routes. GUARDED - Hormones happen. - You can relax somewhat, but it's wise to be on guard! - Review emergency procedures. - Practice protective responses such us ducking and groveling. LOW - The evil twin has disappeared.(That was sooo last week) - Things are calm and normal behavior patterns reestablished. - Apologies are accepted and all is well - for now! Just remember - hormones are out there, AND THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! No cause for alarm - Just saying "Hi."
Office Voodoo. Is someone at work making your life miserable? Then it's time forContinue. Virtual office VOODOO! Continue. Just type the name of the person you'd like to get back at in the space provided, select your method of office "torture" and let the fun begin! Continue. Fountain Pen. Hot Coffee. Push Pins. Staple Gun. Gas Attack. Night Janitor. Shredder. Type name here. Done. New name. Censored. Hope that helped you feel better. Now get back to work! Click here email to a friend!
Its time to test your concentration with THE ULTIMATE DISTRACTION GAME! Think you have amazing powers of concentrations? Prove it! See if you can resist the eye candy and spot the details. Well let you know how you did at the end! Youll have 5 seconds to look at an image START NOW! Just wanted you to know I was "remembering" you! Have a Nice Day!
They're hicky and they're hokey, They like to drink and smoky, They're down and dirty folky, The Redneck Family. Their house is set on wheels, They guzzle all their meals Their pet don't bark, it squeals, The Redneck Family. Rude! Crude! Lewd! When you ain't feeling hot Be glad for what you got, At list your kin is not The Redneck Family