Attention! Attention! We're now in for a treat: A few members of the class are going to give a little Valentine's Day performance . . . V is for this very special day. A for all the sweets comin' our way. L is for the love we're gonna spread. E for every candy heart in red. N is for nummy chocolate-covered kisses. T as in those --- chewy gummy fishes. I is easy: I love peanut-butter cups. N for 'nilla ice cream and sweet, sticky syrups. E --- it's all edible, colored hearts as hard as teeth. S for smooth white-chocolate with raspberry down beneath. D for do you like our Valentine's Day song? A --- See this candy? We can eat it all day long. Yippeeeee!
Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... I got some in my car! Chocolate eggs and jelly beans The finest Easter Day cuisine Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies We hop along the Bunny Trail right into your backyard. Easter Bunnies, we are pink and fuzzy Pink and fuzzy, and we have big ears. Easter candy, we bring Easter candy Easter candy... We chose this for careers! Easter baskets, colored eggs We hop around on bunny legs Easter baskets colored eggs Hop around bunny legs Chocolate eggs jelly beans Easter Day fine cuisine O-o-o-o-oh... Easter Bunnies, we are Easter Bunnies Easter bunnies, that is what we are.
March seventeenth is what we call St. Patricks Day Shoemaking leprechauns hoard all their gold away Clovers with four leafs can make a Good Luck bouquet As we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. When Irish chins sing, its a song you can dance to, lad Whisky and lager can cheer you up if youre sad Pipes may be calling, but Murphys heads feeling bad Corned beef and cabbage is coming on strong. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And if youre not Irish, well, you can pretend. Pubs barely open but Flanagans bleary-eyed Shamrocks and Blarney Stones got Kelly teary-eyed Father OMalleys on his second beer and rye As we sing loud the St. Patricks Chin Song. O lets lift a glass up to Cork and Kilkenny Wed name all the counties, but there are too many Our Irish Pride comes out of each nook and cranny When we sing out the St. Patricks Chin Song. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend If you like this stanza, well sing it again. Red-headed lasses will ask you so freely, Is that your shillelagh or you glad to see me? A rainbow and pot of gold wait round the bend And St. Patricks Day Chin Song has come to an end!
CHIN #1: In the fourth week of November As Im sure were all aware, We celebrate Thanksgiving And we eat till were impaired. Watch some football on the TV And parades with relatives, No one spills the gravy On the tablecloth and lives. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. CHIN #2: I see yams and I see brussel sprouts And green bean casserole, Mashed potatoes and hot stuffing Overflowing from the bowl. CHIN #3: Then theres pumpkin pie and whipped cream Triple layer carrot cake, My chin gets tired from chewing And I have a tummy ache. ALL CHINS: Turkey on the table Its Thanksgiving Day Sauce made from cranberries, Broccoli souffl, When I eat more food Than a rabid beast, Youll know its at the annual Thanksgiving feast. Happy Thanksgiving, Everybody
Hark! How the chins, Upside-down chins, Smooth or with beard, All will be heard! Christmas is here. Bringing good cheer. Lips, teeth, and tongue, Songs will be sung. Round and oblong, Singing their song, Whiskers or not, Chins sing a lot. One seems to hear, Words of good cheer, From every chin, Singing again. Oh! how they sing. Voices do ring. O'er nose and face, Going every place. Gaily mouths chew, While chins renew. Goodwill and cheer, Christmas is here. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas. Oh, how the chins, Sing with their grins, Their melody, So chinfully Merry Christmas!
Dad, Dad, Whatta Dad, Happy Fathers Day! Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely, Defnitely Take a break today! Stop the music! Youre singing at the same time I am. No, Im not. Yes, you are. Okay, Okay. Calm down. Lets just try again. There you go, again. What? Youre singing my part. Youre just jealous because Im a better singer. You are not! Am so! Are not! Am so! I give up. Hey! Happy Fathers Day!
Halloween comes once a year so shake a leg and get in gear don't even want to suck your blood just don't be fillin' my bag with crud gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Apples are bad, pears are the pits popcorn balls give me green zits don't care if my teeth fall out candy's all I care about gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Dim lights and close the door you won't like what I have in store you'll find out how low I'll stoop with a flamin' pile of werewolf poop gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
You know a chins life aint so easy, Chins life aint no dream, If we aint facing razor blades Its depilatory cream But Im gonna keep my chin up Gonna try keepin up with the pace. Cause life aint so bad at the bottom, At the bottom of your face. Got your food and drink slidin down me When you miss your mouth at meals, Wipe me off with that soft napkin Oooh, I LOVE the way that feels. I like the way you stick me out When youre making a demand. I like how when youre tired I get cuddled in your hand. Oh yeah, were gonna keep our chins up Gonna smile all over the place. Cause lifes good at the bottom At the bottom of your face. Hope youre keeping your chin up!