This Thanksgiving's gonna be great -- Gonna see my Grandpa, and my sister Kate, Mom and Auntie Anna and perhaps my cousin Hannah. This Thanksgiving's gonna be great. This Thanksgiving's gonna be sweet -- With dressing, mash potatoes and some pumpkin pie to eat. I could write a pretty ballad 'bout my Grandma's green bean salad. This Thanksgiving's gonna be sweet. This Thanksgiving's gonna be great -- And it's my arrival, folks await. I'm grateful, to be clear, I've made it one more year This Thanksgiving's gonna be great! Hope your turkey day is a great one!
Today is your birthday, an occasion of joy and glee, A national holiday it should be...SOON. I can't think of anywhere I'd rather be except for here to sing you this nice...TUNE. You were born... Long ago... Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. Long ago. So now, let's get started it's time for a party time for a blast a fine repast and lots of guests... It's a birthday, it's a party, pull your socks up, time for a blast. Let's go...get some CAKE! celebrate...with CAKE! party hats...and CAKE! cake...and more CAKE! It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake It's time to celebrate, have a big piece of cake Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. La la la la la la, La la la la la la La la la la la la, La la la la Don't count your calories, we've spent our salaries on fancy birthday presents for you. So we will party till we have tummy aches I'll have some ice cream and lots of cake I want some cake I sure like cake... Oh! Lots oooooooooofff CAKE! La la la la la la, La la la la la la La LA LAAAAAAAAH!
When you're smilin' when you're smilin' The whole world smiles with you. And when you're laughin' oh when you're laughin' The sun comes shinin' through. But when you're cryin' you bring on the rain So stop your sighin' be happy again! Keep on smilin' 'cause when you're smilin' The whole world smiles with you! Hope your birthday finds you smilin'!
Heres a Valentines Day Song Just For You! This juke box is swingin because it is bringin my wishes to last the day through And this sweet little song is just passing along a whole bunch of love just for you! This song has a mission and thats to be wishin you happiness all the day through with joys never ending its meant to be sending a whole bunch of love just for you! As it rolls and it rocks, hope this jumpin juke box made you pause for a moment or two, and know all the while that Im sending a pile of Valentine wishes for you! Happy Valentines Day
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Happy Anniversary and many amore!
Halloween comes once a year so shake a leg and get in gear don't even want to suck your blood just don't be fillin' my bag with crud gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Apples are bad, pears are the pits popcorn balls give me green zits don't care if my teeth fall out candy's all I care about gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck! Dim lights and close the door you won't like what I have in store you'll find out how low I'll stoop with a flamin' pile of werewolf poop gimme candy corn and I won't cry your candy better not suck!
Well, honor your partner, step to the side, Smooth out your feathers, straighten your hide, The cows have come home and the chickens just flew in, The Birthday Hoedown is what we're doin'! Make a birthday wish, then wish some more, We're gonna do-si-do until we're sore. Grab your partner by the hoof or a wing, Now promenade, let's see you swing. Here's a birthday wish, warm and sincere - Have a happy birthday and a happy year. Now blow out your candles, go have some cake - Take your time - we need a break. Happy Birthday!
I am a bird with no tomorrow Dont want to be the main entrees. I bid farewell before Thanksgiving to the place I was hatched and raised. For six fine months I had a free range, Eating bugs and whatever moved, I got fatter than a tree stump Now they want my head removed! Oh, fare you well my native farm land The place where I did eat so well. Ive got to plan for my survival I think Ill find me a hotel. Hope you survive another Thanksgiving.
One evening on the bunny trail with cotton tails a-hoppin' I saw a ragged bunny, his big ears were a-floppin' But he smiled a big old smile although he coulda blown a gasket He said I'm happy 'cause I got to see the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, there's lots of jelly beans They're yellow, red, and purple, white, and orange and green, Some of them weigh twenty pounds, some are big as bricks, But you'll eat a lot, no matter what, Prepare to increase the size of your butt From the Easter Candy Basket. In the Easter Candy Basket, you'll see marshmallow chicks You chew their little heads off, and you'll need lots of toothpicks. The eggs are solid chocolate, their shells are made of gold. Oh the bunnies and the hens are chocolate friends They're neatly all contained in cellophane, (cont.) You'll eat them without thinking of the weigh you'll gain. You feel nauseated, but you can't abstain, Better get ready for abdominal pain From the Easter Candy Basket.
Were vampires, were monstrous blood-sucking undead, So lets laugh, lets celebrate, lets toast to Halloween In life you go round only once, someone said, But it wasnt us or our zombie friends who will eat your spleen. Some think its all about the Trick or Treating, Going door to door in the darkness of night, To us it makes more sense just meeting To get together for a quick bite The townsfolk with torches are all nervous wrecks They have garlic and wooden stakes but they have to live in fear So lets sink our fangs into some peasant necks and rejoice that Halloween is finally here. Here! Here! Halloweens finally here! Here! Here! Into hearts lets strike fear! It is here lets strike fear fangs will bite cause tonights HALLOWEEN! Hope Your Halloweens a Classic!
Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . . Today is your birthday, Time for a soiree, Hip, hip hooray, Its a birthday rock! Another year older, A little less bolder, Toesre feelin colder, Its a birthday rock! For breakfast now its Bran Flakes, Loud and sudden wind breaks, Oh, Lordy, I get back aches, Its a birthday rock! On my plate is puree, On my head a toupee, Most evenings we do crochet, Its a birthday rock! Hey-ho, happy birthday, Hey-ho, happy birthday . . .
Getting old Getting old Getting old today Count the years Face the truth Whats your body say? Stretch you back Crack your neck How you feel today? Getting old Getting old today Seen my keys? Ow, my knees! Whys the print so small? Hard to see Have to pee And that isnt all First Im hot Then Im cold Now I cant recall What I said Oh, the hell with it all Make a wish! Blow out the candles on your cake and dont leave anything to chance Cross your legs! Cause when youre laughing you dont want to accidently wet your pants. Forget about Calories and carbohydrates -- all the stuff that makes you fat Eat some cake The only clothing you will fit in later will just be your hat. Have a good Have a good Have a good Birthday That is all That is all That I have to say Ill repeat One more time Therefore, if I may Have a good Have a good Birthday!
Mother's Day Jukebox. Welcome to the Mother's Day Jukebox, the only greeting that lets you customize a song with any name you choose! What is the recipient's relationship to you? What is her role in life you most admire her for? .If somebody were to ask me what it means to be a family, I would tell them to watch you be a grandma. They would see how love is shown in more than words but in taking time for the simple day-to-day moments. They would see how caring means more than just keeping things running smooth. It's the little ways you fuss. If someone were to ask me what it means to be a family I would tell them as such that I love you so much and I'm so glad you're my . Happy Mother's Day.
Hey, is it your birthday? I hope so, because I have a special birthday song for you. But even if it isn't your birthday, I'm going to sing it anyway because you look kinda like someone who wants to hear a song today. Okay, here we go... Ahem... Oooooooooooh.... I'm a hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, and today is your birthday! I'm juicy and delicious, and I just want to say, happy birthday, birthday, birthday, to you! Yay for your birthday! Hope it's happy and delicious!
Have a happy happy day Have a happy happy day Have a happy happy day haaaaave a happy happy day Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Day Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Happy Day ooooooooooooooooooooooh Have a happy happy day Have a happy happy day Have a happy happy day haaaaave a happy happy day Hope your birthday is filled to the brim with happies!
The radio is on and the television, too. All this noise that keeps me company Cant match the thought of you. I wash my clothes and shower. To start the day off new. But the only time that matters Is a day that starts with you. From the dawn until the sunset. From the sun until the moon. From beginning to the end. From much later til too soon. Youre where I want to be. The last one I want to see. Whether why or where or how, Youre my forever and my now. My every day of living Id trade for minutes with just you. Im walking while Im thinking, But Id rather run with you.
Today's your birthday. I wish you many more, parties galore, fun till you snore. Time to celebrate this day for you. The day of your earthly debut! Blow out your candles then grab a balloon. And sing this birthday tune. Today's your birthday, we wish you many more, parties glaore, friendly rapport. Time to celebrate your special day. You're the first to go through the buffet! Open your presents then we'll be along to sing this birthday song!
You two go together Like sunsets and cuddles, Like fires and s'mores, Like jumping and puddles. Like daisies and bees, Like strolls and warm weather, Like butterflies and kisses, You go perfectly together! Happy Anniversary!
M is for the many special Memories, -- O is cuz there's Only One of you, -- T is for the Tenderness with children, -- H is for the Helpful things you do, -- E is for Every silly game and story, -- R is for these compliments you Rate... -- Put them all together you get -- MOTHER! -- Here's hoping that your Mother's Day is great!
When you smell the autumn in the breeze, And the grass drinks full the morning dew, When the children wash in piles of leaves, And the morning sun rises new for you That's when you know that life is beautiful, When every wrong becomes a right. That's when the world is fresh and wonderful, And night's cold rain welcomes sun's warm light. When the painter colors the autumn tree, And the harvest moon cools summer's sky, When the leaves give way for all to see, And your life doesn't need a reason why That's when you know that life is beautiful, And what matters is not what's bought or planned. That's when you see what is true and bountiful, And the love in your heart is in the palm of your hand. Have a beautiful Thanksgiving Receiver(s)
Today's is the birthday of someone I know Sometimes I call it 'b-day' just for short And sing a B-Day Ditty Yeah, a B-Day Ditty I sing the ditty in the city or I sing it on a country lane. Well, I like b-days cause I think they're fun I hope you like b-days cause you're the one I sing this B-Day Ditty Yeah, this B-Day Ditty Cause you're the one I sing this funny B-Day Ditty to. Hap-Hap-py B-Day Hap-Hap-py B-Day I say a hap, hap, hap, hap I say a pee pee pee pee I say a hap, hap, happy B-Day, Birthday to you Yeah, you're the one I sing this Happy B-Day Ditty to! Happy Birthday!
Break out the formula and stock up the diapers There's a party goin' on and we're all a little hyper We got a pimped-out ride, don't need no stroller Hey today's your birthday: you're another year older Don't-cha be illin' now bout' your age We babies think birthdays are all the rage It's time to give a holla' cuz you're such a nice person Ain't no-one more important since we stopped nursin' Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody in the crib! Everybody [WHAT!] Everybody wear a bib! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Everybody in the crib for your birthday! Let's have a celebration fit for a king We've got sippy cups and pacifiers iced with bling We've got prime rib served as a fine puree It's a party mutha-[expletive] cuz today's your day! Well it looks like we may have to call it a night I just overheard we're runnin' out of baby wipes Shout out one last time "Happy Birthday to You" Then let's split before we all smell like drool and poo Yo! Sending a birthday shout-out to one of my favorite peeps!
I'm an awesome pear so cool and sweet, Which is why I am so loved from my stem to my feet. When it come to pears only the best will do, The only thing that can beat a pear like me... is a pair like you. Youre such a good pair Happy anniversary to youuuuuuuuu Happy Anniversary
I have confidence that Christ Jesus began good work in you, and He will carry it on to completion The Lord will see it through. I thank my God every time every time I remember you, sharing His love and His grace. We will rejoice in the Lord, and follow His ways. On your birthday, I just want you to know how thankful I am for the blessing you are to me.
A Columbus Day tribute I have prepared a special Columbus Day song: In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue... And he thought he built a ship that the weather couldn't go thru. Oh wait, that was the other ship! Let me try again! In 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue... He sailed and sailed and sailed and sailed, To find this land for me and you! Happy Columbus Day, from my little corner of the New world to yours!
Youre the one I love to be with, youre the one who feels so right, Youre the one I think of when I wake, and dream of every night. Youre the one who leaves me breathless, youre the one who makes me proud, Youre the one who can both drive me mad or make me laugh out loud! Youre the one who makes my heart beat fast and when its said and done, Theres no ifs or buts or maybes cause Baby, youre the one!
Thank you! Thank you! Hey everyone, I'm Tiffany. And I'm Therese. I'm white! And I'm hot! And we're the White Hot Divas! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. The melody comes easily, so you can sing along. A birthday's here just once a year so let's not get this wrong. We're happy to sing for a great human being...that's YOU! Hey, everyone! Prepare for fun! It's birthday song. Got the cake, time to partake and join the happy throng. Hope your wishes all come true. If they don't, well, what're ya gonna do? We'll still celebrate this happy date and laugh the whole night long. Happy Birthday
You've heard the tune, but do you know the words? Hold your head high and sing along with the band at the top of your lungs as you march down the aisle on your graduation day! I finished my homework. I finished each test. I'm done with my teachers, Check me out, I'm the best. Don't need any Cliff notes, No more rushing to class. I'm officially history. You can kiss my ass. I'm graduating. The world can kiss my ass.
Ready, OK! Here's a song for a Dad named (recipient) Give that man a trophy He's a Dad who know his stuff He really rocks (personal characteristic) He's a man who's really tough. He's a Dad who (favorite activity) Stand proud! Stand tall! He's a Dad who loves (favorite food) He's the greatest Dad of all! Happy Birthday to a great Dad!
Hello. We're babies. Hello. We're buddies. And you are our birthday pal. We're sending a smile your way because it's your special day! Hope you put yummy things in your tummy like ice cream and candy too. Oh baby, it's true. Happy birthday to you! It's your birthday! Yeah, baby!
99 thank you's up here on a wall. 99 thank you's up here. You take one down and pass it around. Now there's 98 thank you's up on a wall. 98 thank you's up here on a wall. 98 thank you's up here. You take one down and pass it around. Now there's 97 thank you's up on a wall. Can't thank you enough.
Do I wish you joy and happiness? Do I wish you skies of blue? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of laughter with yer friends and family, too? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you lots of luck in every little thing you do? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do. Do I wish you a day thats fun, and year thats great all through? Do I wish you Happy Birthday? You can bet your nuts I do.
Remember how you washed their clothes Picked their socks up from the floor. Remember them waving from the sidewalk As you stood inside the door. Remember how you read to them The smell of cookies baking Remember their kiss before they slept Your smile as they were waking. There is no better way to feel Than as a mother with her child Like the sun that shines so bright above Youre there through tears and smiles. Remember holding in your palm That tiny little hand, And how quickly comes the day When on their own two feet they stand. Remember all the little things bending down to tie a shoe Remember all the love you give, And how it now comes back to you. There is no better way to feel Than as a mother with her child Like the sun that shines so bright above Youre there through tears and smiles. Happy Mothers Day
Anchormen won't be reading it on the television news. You won't find it on Page One of the Daily Evening Blues. It won't be on the New York Times Bestsellers list. The drive-time morning DJs won't play the song they missed. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. She makes the morning news with the smile that she shares. She's a best-selling novel with the way she loves and cares. She's a special-interest story with her beauty day by day. She's a number one song that the radio should play. But the most important thing to know Won't be on the news today -- oh, no. That a one and only woman Was born this special day. Happy Birthday to a one and only woman.