Funny Retirement Ecards

Retirement is one of life’s biggest milestones, but you can make the transition easier with funny retirement cards!

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What to Write in a Retirement Card: Funny Messages

Remember to personalize your funny happy retirement card with a special message! It will make the moment that much sweeter. If you need a little help with the humor, here are a few suggestions for what to write:

  • Say goodbye to hating Mondays! Enjoy every day of the week and every year to come. Happy Retirement!

  • Best wishes on your retirement! Hope all your dreams come true ... the wilder, the better!

  • Congratulations on your well-deserved retirement! You rock.

  • Hope you have an epic retirement! Congrats and good luck.

  • Lucky you, you’re retired! But darn, we’re really going to miss you. Congrats anyway!