Gravity Is Not Pretty Ecard

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Card Verse
A special little tune just for you. [Lyrics] Do your boobs hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a Continental soldier? Do your boobs hang low? That song's not so funny anymore! [Message] Happy birthday, anyway.