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And now, in honor of Halloween, the Top 5 Scarecrow Complaints! Number 5. Every day it’s denim and flannel, denim and flannel. Number 4. Two words: Crow poop. Number 3. Just 'cause I'm a scarecrow ,everybody just assumes that I can sing and dance...and by the way, a brain ain’t the first organ I’d be asking for, you know what I’m sayin’? Number 2. This job would be a lot easier if I was packin’ some heat. And the Number 1 scarecrow complaint—You’d be grumpy too if you had a broomstick up your a$$. [Message] Happy Halloween