When a year has gone by, And balloons fill the sky that's your birthday, When the world to shine Like you've had too much wine, that's your birthday. Folks will sing, Sing-a-ling-a-ling, And they'll bring Bring-a-ling-a-ling Birthday wishes, There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. There'll be cake And you'll take A big piece, And they'll say it's your birthday. Hope Your Birthday is Magnifico!
When the moon hits your eye like a big-a pizza pie That's amore That's amore When the world seems to shine Like you've had too much wine That's amore That's amore When you walk in a dream And you know you're not dreaming signore 'Scusami, but you see Back in old Napoli, That's amore That's amore Have a Happy Valentine's Day and many amore!
Welcome to "The 12 Dogs of Christmas" Series of Cards! The recipient(s) you select will automatically receive one card a day for 12 days. On the first day of Christmas: Partridge in a pear tree Hope your holiday is pearfect! Day 2: Turtle doves Let's shellabrate the holidays! Day 3: French hens Joyeux Noel ! Day 4: Calling birds Hope your holidays are off the hook! Day 5: Golden rings Ring in the Christmas joy! Day 6: Geese a-laying Geese Navidad! Day 7: Swans a-swimming It's the most swanderful time of the year! Day 8: Maids a-milking Hope your Christmas is an udder delight! Day 9: Ladies dancing Merry Mistletoe-ing! Day 10: Lords a-leaping Jump for joy-- it's Christmas! Day 11: Pipers piping It's Christmas! Duet up right! Day 12: Drummers drumming Wishing you a holiday that can't be beat!
'Tis a fine day at sea, me matey, RECIPIENT -- Ship shape and the skies be clear. We're celebratin' OCCASION Heave ho, ye buccaneer! So raise your mug of BEVERAGE, Before it's too late, me hearty. SENDER would like to say, "Come on, let's have a party!" RECIPIENT
SENTIMENT P.1 How Dogs Celebrate Valentine's Day 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. Hope your Valentine's Day is just as much fun! (Except for the 'poopy' thing.) 10. Roll around in filth, then lavish Master with kisses.
Gray hair -- and lots of wrinkled skin that's sagging, Just when in the world did this begin? I swear! If I'm not sleeping, then I'm dragging! This phase of life will do me in! Goodness, gracious! Why am I so tired? All the aches and pains that I've acquired Seem to sap my very will -- I need a nap -- I need a pill! Hand me down my shawl, 'cause I'm afraid I've caught a chill. Holy moly! Why are we so tired? Seems our lifetime battery's expired. As sure as ocean leads to shore, As sure as dinnertime's at 4! We'll need a second wind before we rest FOR EVER-MORE! Hope your birthday is a classic!
OK...Scary. Alright - 1, 2, 3, Go! I'm a scary bat, eek, eek eek, give me some candy or I'll bite some holes in you. Are you scared? No? OK. I am death at your doorstep. I'll get you my pretty. I am 100 years old - that's 700 in dog years. You were playing with the Ouija board and now you must pay! I am not a dog with a sheet, I am an evil ghost. Am I scaring you yet? How 'bout now? I saw you flinch! Boo! Eek! Rawr! Oh man. Mom, you're not making my costumes any more, I can't scare anybody. Wishing you a little fright on Halloween night!
It's Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? I'm thankful for the extra naptime! I'm thankful for the extra leftovers! I'm thankful for this great disguise! I'm thankful for wonderful people like you! Wishing you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
The 12 Dogs of Christmas -- Drummers drumming, Pipers piping, Lords a-leaping, Ladies dancing, Maids a-milking, Swans a-swimming, Geese a-laying, Golden rings, Calling birds, French hens, Turtle doves, Partridge in a pear tree Merry Christmas
Click on the stamp to open your card. Click on the leaf. A cold wind Winter must be coming. Let's find someplace warm for our little friend. Click on the house. It smells like Thanksgiving dinner. Click on the window to have a look. Click on the door. Happy Thanksgiving Hope yours is warm and wonderful!
How Dogs Celebrate Easter 1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. wet-nose the master. 2. Go out and pee on the world. 3. Make poopy. 4. Sniff poopy. 5. Seriously think about eating poopy. 6. Eat funny looking bug instead. 7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug. 8. Drink out of magic well. 9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again. (You know...pretty much like every day!) Hope your Easter is just as much fun! (Except for the "poopy" thing.)