Allowed To Touch Romantic Birthday Card

$4.95
Front
For your birthday, you’re allowed to touch me anywhere.
Inside
Except my feet. I will fucking kill you.

Product Details

Permission granted. Threat noted. Let the birthday games begin.
  • Hand-lettered with silkscreen
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it to make them laugh

Shipping

Ships within 1-2 business days

Item sku5819433