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Allowed To Touch Romantic Birthday Card

For your birthday, you’re allowed to touch me anywhere.
Except my feet. I will fucking kill you.

Product Details

Permission granted. Threat noted. Let the birthday games begin.
  • Hand-lettered with silkscreen
  • Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it to make them laugh
Item sku5819433