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Mozart Birthday Card

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Mozart Birthday Card

$4.95
Front
Mozart created his first symphony at age 8. Steve Jobs founded Apple at 21. Alexander the Great conquered the world when he was 32.
Inside
But they're all dead, so who's the winner now? Happy Birthday

Product Details

Suck it, Overachievers. Send this birthday card to your mediocre friend or sibling and make them feel pretty good about life.
  • Hand-lettered with silkscreen. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because they're awesome
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