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Seven Years Old Birthday Card

If you were turning seven, you’d probably be getting a brand new iPad for your birthday.
But you got a bike when you turned seven because you lived a normal fucking childhood. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.

Product Details

Ah, the good ol' days…before you joined the "kids these days" age group. Buy it because it's sad but true.
  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's true
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