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Today and Tonight Birthday Card For Him

$4.95
Front
You came out of a vagina today and tonight you’ll try to get back into one.
Inside
Happy Birthday

Product Details

Good luck with that. If you need the PG-13 option, see Dirty Words Birthday Card.
  • Metallic silkscreen. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it because it's funny
Item sku5819167