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You're Old Birthday Card

You're old.
Like really old. Like you were there when they discovered fire. Like a pterodactyl could have eaten you. Like you could have shot pool with Jesus. Yikes. Old. Happy Birthday

Product Details

Up to you if you want to add "just kidding" on the inside. (We'll drop it in the mail to you just like this.)
  • Straight up paper and ink. Envelope and seal included
  • Buy it to make them laugh
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